I was JUST making this point on another Jalopnik article this morning...

What kind of drugs are we talking about here? That changes the context of the story entirely. Were these her prescription medications? If so, were they narcotic medications? Were they prescription meds bought off the street? Was it marijuana? Was it crack? Heroin? Ambien? Abilify?

Ok, some secret Googling leads me to discover this is the 2014 BMW M3 DTM.

Can I get some more information about this? What, where, how, when and who do I have to umm... to get in.

I used to work in the King & Queens buildings, on the 30th-something floor, looking south. Any time it rained, we would all just walk over to the window and watch as cars would inevitably crash there, and then roll off to the left where there wasn't even a flat place to leave their wounded car.

Wheel? What wheel?

OH.... Clockwise???? That changes EVERYTHING!!!

I have been and still am very excited for this. Yes, it's not as quick off the line and won't reach the top speeds of F1, but they are going to be pure torque machines that will pull some serious G's coming out of the corners. Throw in some tight tracks, laid out in major cities and you've got some potential for…

Awful, awful wheels. Come on, Honda. Let's go back to the time when the Accord was a halfway decent looking car and away from this bland toaster crap.

Let's get this out of the way first: Most car companies wish they were as profitable and big as Toyota. They're a monster and they are very successful. To their credit, the seem to remember what they did the big and profitable GM a generation ago and have taken their sliding market share in North America as a reminder…

Can't.... breathe... vomiting... profusely...

I hate those fucking shrooms.

Ok, this is SO on the right track... just start with something better than a Yaris. Give me KERS in my daily driver with ~400hp and I will be one happy driver.

It's lovely. Yes, please. Now, this next part is gonna sound rather strange but here it goes...

It looks like they are measuring something above his head using spaghetti.

Agreed. I would really love to take a trip anywhere in this thing, assuming I don't have to drive.

Ugh. Watching all of these has increased my blood pressure by about 30%. People can be completely rotten, if given the chance.

Maybe it's just because this video was shot on a potatoe, but the visibility of this course is shit. It's very difficult to see where the track is laid out.

This is gorgeous. I agree completely, Luke, this is one of the most beautiful looking games I've ever seen.

These pants should have been a sign to others that he has given up on life.