These kids must be easily impressed, because I don't get it either. I get the distinct feeling I could blow all of their brains and drop all of them panties just by hopping around on a pogo stick.

OH MY GOODNESS. This thing is sexy. Everything about it suggests it comes from the future... perhaps it runs on a Mr. Fusion trash-to-energy converter?

Oh man, I love Radicals... I would freaking murder the shit out of someone to get the chance to spend a day driving one around the Nurburgring. I'd murder them so good, too. Not a good person though, definitely only someone who deserved it... like Dexter would do. But man, dangle those keys in front of me and give…

Kicking special needs children is funny now?

That is an interesting question... my guess is it's mostly related to their proximity to Cuba and South America. Lots of illegal immigrants and lots of cocaine/meth/crack [all highly addictive and aggression inducing drugs] being smuggled from SA is not a good combination. In addition, you've got a large percentage…

Oh, this was a joke? First thing I do when I see a special needs kid kicked down the stairs is make a joke too. :\

Dammit, Florida. Now this just infuriates me. The other shit you do is kinda funny in a 'special needs brother and special needs sister got together and you're the result' kind-of-way, but this is just pointless, low life, brainless child endangerment, possibly even assault. I hope she spends a minimum of 12 months…

End of next generation (PS4 and Xbox 3).

Correct. No excuse for this. I'm actually quite surprised to see the police department react to this so quickly and encouraging to see cops being held accountable for their actions. I think this goes to show America needs to adopt the Russian dash cam strategy of filming everything.

OH SNAP!

Indeed, well done, Patrick. I'd love to see an update on these guys, if you hear anything. Perhaps, learning that some legal trouble found them would be a nice follow up.

Also, it's to make sure these guys don't get another dollar from anyone else. It may be an obvious scam to many, but there's always a gullible few out there who lead themselves to believe what they want to believe. At the least, this article will give these scumbags a bad day. Hopefully, it brings so much internet…

Clearly Jalopnik is not the same thing as ESPN. That's not an opinion, that's just a fact.

No one is asking Jalopnik not to cover stories, just not to put the winner's name in an article's title. It sucks when you're on another Gawker site and you see KIMI RAIKKONEN WINS at the bottom of the screen, especially when it could have used any of 1,000 other spoiler free titles just as effectively.

Appears that she hates shampoo and the shadow people too.

You addressed 0 of my logical points and made 0 of your own. Well done. I'm convinced.

I'm with you on the perverse early morning F1... there's something awesome about making a grand breakfast while the commentators jabber away. It makes for a wonderful way to start the day.

Jalopnik is about the stories, not just scores. If you want scores, then go to ESPN and if you get spoiled on ESPN, you were asking for it. Jalponik is not a news site - though it does sometimes have fresh news, it's a automotive editorial site. Lastly, Jalopnik has used spoiler warnings in the past and this is the…

I'm not sure why you assume I was "staring at the computer screen" and needed a break - it was quite the opposite, in fact. Being that I live in the States, I'd just woken up and was starting to watch the race when I thought I'd see what articles Jalopnik might have written relative to the race [as I often have done…

DO NOT QUESTION THE MP4-12C TRACTION CONTROL OPTIMIZATION CALCUTRON 4000-B NINER BETA 1.10.0111.3. IF MP4 SAYS WING THEN WING IS WHAT YOU SHALL HAVE.