"Wait.. how the hell did you get three queens???"

Not to mention, I'm an adult and reread Harry Potter every year so...

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

Don't forget this gem!

Harry Potter. Always.

Nintendo, you're doing multiplatform wrong.

Al Dente's Peak

At worst they ran blush. Mayyyybe mascara.

Oh god let's be thankful for that surely?

So does Amazon. And 20% off if you buy 5 items through Subscribe and Save. The Fog Chaser is pretty good, too.

Clearly the next victim of the Ice truck killer:

No surprise... if there's one thing Tebow is known for, it's his accuracy.

I know everyone is going to list out all those same old boring standards, and there's a case to be made for them all, I suppose. But I'm going to recommend another crazy entry - Processing, from processing.org. Why? It's java without pain, gives you rapid access to graphical presentation, and prepares you for all…

Because I use my time well, here is the breakdown from http://bechdeltest.com/

Is that beer by any chance Schmitts?

Fox News has this pic:

This reminds me of this: