haha, I knew I was hitting a soft spot in the trailler park.

If a few people have to die so I can read for another 10 minutes and don't have to open the insipid in flight magazine, that's a price I am willing to pay.

I wonder if John Lasseter knows which side of the year to put the apostrophe?

Mission Control: Liftoff in T minus 10...9...8...

Hey guys! I have this really cool illusion, but it relies on us finding a mall full of people who have NEVER watched "The Prestige"!

Nothing comes out when he moves his lips, just a bunch of gibberish.

Man, this gray business. I want to be bold, like everyone else, but I'm still in the gray. I picked up this book, 50 Shades of something and it did not help at all, and now I have a nipple-chafing problem. I've tried praying away the gray to no avail. This is not a black and white issue, but something in between.

Calcium is good. Cheese has calcium, therefore cheese is good.

People who claim to be sick of Tyson may as well be sick of science in general. The man is the best thing to happen to public perception of the sciences since Sagan, and in a time when the public desperately needs to be reminded that the luxuries they take for granted don't just fall out of some smug, condescending…

Putting Harry Potter and Twilight together is a horrible sin and you are a horrible person for it. :)

Spoiler! harry's the last horcrux!

Quidditch is a hell of a lot more exciting than baseball.

You say "trolls", I say "guerrilla marketing operatives for GoToMeeting".

Here's my little black coyote pup, Sancho Panza.

Tebow defused the situation by asking for two glasses of water, then turning them into wine to replace the drinks Hernandez wouldn't pay for.

Publix does not suck. <GASP> You just shut your mouth! Or keyboard? Hmmm... how does that work? Have you ever shopped at a grocery that is NOT Publix. Because comparatively, they all fall far, far behind.

Publix is awesome, but it's not even nationwide. People on the west coast don't even know what it is (sadly. Because Publix is awesome. But I said that already. Because it is. Awesome.).

This was always my favorite discussion of maps.