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Tie Fighter. Not only was it an overall improvement over the already stellar X-Wing, it also told a very interesting story from the viewpoint of the Empire.

It’s pretty much the exact opposite of the non-portable, TV-only Switch I would buy, but I understand it’s the version that makes sense to the vast majority of the public and will once again print money for Nintendo.

The glorious troll would be to keep the model but just change the skin color from blue to whatever.

Bazinga!

Spoilers years after the fact don’t really count, but when the movie just started showing on theaters it’s another story.

As someone who got Angel Heart and The Fight Club spoiled in the most nonchalant, obnoxious way possible and still haven’t gotten over it, I’d say he got off lightly. I’m also aware that this says way more about me than it says about those doing the spoiling.

Jesus Christ, Fahey. My command of the English language fails me miseraby when I try to express how hard my heart goes out for you and your loved ones. Stay strong, magnificent one.

And penis, let’s not forget the penis.

Or simply “light-side Force wielder” but not necessarily Jedi, as the Jedi order is extinct.

I wish. And, with some wishful thinking, the fact that Move controllers seem to be becoming increasingly rare may point to that direction. But I don’t really expect Sony to make any sort of significant investment on current-gen hardware.

I keep looking for some mention of dualshock support in VR mode and find none. I see how the moves are more immersive for many things but boy do I hate to use them for locomotion. No matter how many options they provide, nothing beats the analog sticks for me.

While I love VR, my beef with many a VR game is that it’s over before you can form a second impression.

It’s been so long since I’ve felt this way with any game. These days, I find it increasingly difficult to play for an hour straight without something else distracting me. IM is the worst culprit, but not the only one.

Come to chat with an old woman? Do your good deed for the day?

I’m torn between how this amount of skill and effort could have been put into a more worthy endeavour and OMG what a mindblowing feat.

A little bit of Nintendo magic and a fuckton of goofyness.

So it’s like the PSN Pulse videos from the PS3 era? I liked those.

I want to play this, or Factorio, so much. But I’m terrified that it will suck my days away like some sort of fascinating time-vampire, and I have a job to keep!

The other red button reads “Turns more orange” (oranger?)