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These are truly gems!

"At the time, Steubenville area radio host David Bloomquist, known as "Bloomdaddy,” said he thought the 14-year-old was making it up. "I guess the best way to sum up what I'm saying is this: It's easier to tell your parents you were raped than, 'Hey mom or dad, I got drunk and decided to let three guys have their way

OK that does it. I have been considering adopting a dog for over a year, but since we only have space for a small dog, I have been wavering. I did not realize that there were so many little fellas in need of a home! Welcome to NYC, little dogs! One of you is going to come and live with me.

Is the ass in the Male Model one a real ass? Or a marble statue ass? Because if that's a real ass it looks like moss is growing on it, and it is unattractive.

I want him dressed in an orange jumpsuit, in a cell.

lie in your bath, with the faucet running. Bend your knees up to your chest so your vagina is about where the water is running into. Feels nice, but a hand held shower head can do the same thing vertically.

I learned that lesbians didn't exist and gay guys were 100 times more likely to contract HIV than married straight men. (???) I also learned that guys "aren't like girls" and "can't stop themselves after they get turned on."

My sex ed teacher was our gym teacher. She was married to the boy's gym teacher (this school already had separate gym classes, so you can guess how well this is going to go). They were both super religious, and she spent most of the course (girl's only, no co-ed) talking about how wonderful it was that they had waited

I teach consent workshops and read a lot
about best practice sex-ed, and in my travels I've heard a lot of terrible stories about abstinence-based, anti-sex programs.

When I was a Sophomore in high school in Northern Virginia (the liberal bastion of Virginia), my football coach gym teacher was way too dudebro to talk sex-ed with us so we watched a film instead. In the film at female teacher was lecturing to a classroom of kids about sex-ed and taking questions. I don't remember the

That I'm straight.

That it changes EVERYTHING. Fundamentally changes your relationship with that person, with God, with yourself, with everyone in the world.

Public TN high school, 2008-2009, female: abortion increases your risk of getting breast cancer, birth control pills will make you gain 20-40 pounds, it's useless to teach boys how to use condoms because they are stupid and will forget, condoms have tiny holes in them.

I learned that sex is dangerous and gross and if you ever have it you'll get pregnant and your pussy will turn into Hobbiton after the scouring of the Shire.

Hrmmm...that restaurant is about 45 mins away from me....I think I'll need to stop by and leave a nice ass tip

"I'm confident when the evidence comes it will show that my client was justified and acted as a reasonable person would who was in fear for his life," Wafer's attorney told the Detroit News.

"Who was the 7th female president?"

"Why does my neighborhood have so many affordable reproductive health clinics?"