Ke$ha?

Everyone together now:

This seems like a good idea but they better not come crying to us when their kids grow up and don't have British accents!

I read the words 'hurricane sex' and I was done. Play me off, Keyboard Cat!

Is this what Hank Hill would be like if he was high?

Oh my god.... my Sim is real!

Or they are "bunting" perhaps?

Harry likes pretty flowers.

I think they are all missing the very important point that Miss Fisher bravely deduced THE PENIS WAS NOT THE MURDER WEAPON!

(Ellen Page is da bomb)

"what did she expect to happen at 1am in the morning"

Did anyone else read the questions in a "man doing a high pitched, outrageous impression of a woman" voice? It's delightful.

Willow and Jaden Smith are pulling off Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn Go Hollywood— AND I LOVE IT.

DO NOT FEED GRAPES TO CATS OR DOGS! IT ARE POISON!!!

If I wrote a 'Dear Abby' column, it would be less about helping and more about snappy comebacks for verbally bitch-slapping plebeians. Some responses if someone asks "are you pregnant?"