Is it me, or does Effie Barbie sort of look like Little Orphan Annie crossed with Bernadette Peters in this shot?

The baddest bitch in Fern Gully.

She would what? WHAT WOULD SHE DO?! I have to know!

THAT MAKES NO SENSE. That makes NO sense. Did the GUN think she was an intruder? Either the gun (whoopsie!) fired all by itself, or you PANICKED and FIRED and fucking FAILED to call the authorities.
I can't believe this requires review. Let's go, wrongful death claim.

The most shocking part of this story is Incognito having a rudimentary understanding of fractions.

Geez, talk about an offensive lineman, amirite?!?!

This book is the best. My friend recommended it to me a couple of years ago and I pass it on to all my friends with daughters.

Ugh. GOP, don't you have a few other things that could use your attention right now?

Doesn't he need extra money for the pray-the-gay-away therapy or whatever?

A pun within in a pun is the perfect pen name for Mr. Twain/Clemens. Just perfect.

Thank you, Laura Beck, you angel of lovingness for bringing in kittehs on a night when I need them dearly.

He would break down raw chicken barehanded, with a greasy rag underneath the cutting board. Once someone needed to speak with him in the front of house and he used the chicken gut towel to wipe the sweat off his face.

Some experts are skeptical — believing that the majority of handprints were made by adolescent boys

Personally I applaud the House GOP for all the hard work they've done this week to ensure that Hilary Clinton will be our next president.

"This ruling excludes the possibility that being in a supportive and meaningful relationship could help the individual to grow beyond his current limitations, your honor!"

I'm a pretty self-confident, outspoken type. I went to a women's college, so I didn't have the experience of the smug bro in English class, or even one where women didn't speak up. So, it wasn't until grad school where I saw this phenomenon front and center. Brilliant women shutting up and smart, but less…

I got the results of the test back. I definitely have all 6 items.