Frankly, the Golden is way smarter than the rest of them. There are a number of huge sausages just lying there, and no little treat or bit of play with one's owner is ever going to make up for just running past them.

Awesome! Great interview, btw.

Congrats, that's awesome. You should have seen how excited I was when Jez did an article quoting a press release I translated. I felt internet-famous! (This is definitely cooler than that.)

That whole AV Club interview is great.

I don't disagree with her message about male nipples vs female ones, but coming from her it just seems like

Yep, if only Stewart had thought to have been born to Fred C. Koch.

Do you also hate puppies and America?

Or meet a stranger at a bar, meet a stranger at the library, meet a stranger at church...

Nope. Wrong. Liberated women are generally enthusiastic about learning more about their bodies and what pleases them, which leads to energetic, experimental, ecstatic sex. Many men, however, don't think sex is anything they should have to work at or learn about, because apparently their Magical Dick Powers just…

You're right, they are halfway decent tips, as long as you're not trying to have sex with a woman.

I just noticed she has one of those awful car air freshener trees on her necklace. I think I would pass out if I had one of those so close to my face. They smell like chemicals and death.

Solid strategy: stop reading the second you find something to be bothered about. If you keep reading then the rest of the paragraph might fix the problem, and you won't be able to feel put upon and make it about you.

On behalf of all of the shelter dogs and all of the strays, and this poor little dog, too, I weep.

Good thing no one asked you.

I don't think so at all. The physical burden of the mattress is strenuous, sure. But think of how walking in with a mattress will disrupt every class she goes to. How much room it takes up in an elevator. How it will slow/block traffic on a stairwell. Hell, how many people will be made uncomfortable by asking…

OMG you found ONE!!!! WOW! Are you pleased with yourself?

P.S. I'm disabled myself you utter rude dipshit, although that's completely irrelevant to my concerns (which are 100% about Ryan Murphy and 0% about his actors or their agency). So keep policing what I can and can't be outraged about and I'll keep dismissing your ass.

I dunno; I'm partial to Louise, myself. Oh, who am I kidding. All of the Belcher children are delightful (and Linda is the best TV mom!).

I think it's incredibly refreshing to have a teenage girl on TV that a.) has hormone induced sexuality, and b.) is never ever shamed by her family for it. I fight internally over whether Tina or Loise is my favorite, but as far as "sending a good message" goes, Tina is going to win my vote every time.