You have the right to SHUT UP!

On stage I'm basically a female-female impersonator and it's at least half an hour's work (cleanse/tone/moisturize, primer, concealer, contour, foundation, eye primer, eye shadows, liner, brows, lashes, beeswax/glitter, blush, line lips, lipstick, sparkly body powder, powder it all down, lipstick again, setting…

Very mixed feelings about this picture.

My essay from last year.

"dick fingers"

I know, I'd die from shock, but then i'd never get to talk to her.

Stop, I'm fainting from the shock. You mean someone who would pick that hairdo doesn't have a greater understanding of the universe?

I could barely wear this as an eye patch. I think she means "All Body Types Below 8-Years Old."

It would be a waste of science to shoot this woman in to the sun, but I say let's do it anyway.

I thought of that, but I mean it in the most loving way and as a long-time advocate, I don't see the upside of parsing my language. Put the energy where it's needed/useful.

Yes, the old one in the Village. What a dump!

I used to share a dressing room with her at the drag bar Lucky Cheng's (I hosted a burlesque show/bio-queen), she's an amazing creature. I hope the world is ready t hear what she has to say. Her twin brother is also lovely.

Welcome to the buffet, we got tons of cake!

This woman is everything!

Roxi Dlite wore it first/better

Madonna,

I genuinely LOL'ed at that. So, it's agreed — our real enemy is Canada?

Also, does she have a head injury? Did I just make fun of her after they prepped her head for surgery? It would explain a lot.

She is so punk rock. This is like some GG Allin-level shit. Oi! Oi! Oi!

Is she blinking something in morse code or modeling Gucci contact lenses?