So much cute!

Imma let you finish Gaga, but Iggy Pop did the best barfing on stage ever!

Good girl! Very good girl!

Yes, apparently that argument works well, no matter your income level!

Not kidding, that was his defense (one of them, anyway) — he forgot his clown white and it was a one off...

I'm also a NYC-based sideshow performer and sword swallower and I am mortified by Rush. I've notified our association and hope he faces some serious career consequences.

Giving post-Bloomberg realness, girl!

Tattoos can be great. I'm all for scrapbooking your life. (Not that Calvin peeing of a Chevy symbol is indicative of your struggle...), but think long-term in terms of quality, quantity and placement.

The original "Crazy Eyes"

No, but I have pictures of me putting up a gif a couple years ago.

Look, I invented gifs and you stole it, because you want to be me!

Has she seen Taxi Driver? 'Cause yeah, some of the works are derivative...just not from her.

Dark Side is the new black!

He lived on a house boat.

You get a puppy and you get a puppy and you get a puppy!

As with alcohol, food and gambling — it's not the behavior, it's the degree to which it controls your life. You may have a handle on your workout regime, there are people who do not.

I didn't say she has it. Although, six hours/day on a treadmill would cause most people to pause, but either whether she does or she doesn't I'm more than entitled to comment on the fact that she has a national platform (for which she has been financially compensated and it being otherwise praised for as great life…

Rather than purging, sufferers exercise to the point of injury and social isolation in order to burn off any calories they consume. Yeah.

Luckily exercise bulimia is not a thing in this world and she is the model of "health" and health things.

Make Asta proud!