Make Asta proud!

I can totally see his twizzles.

So many wiener dogs. I <3 winer dogs.

As soon as she gets those Duke boys!

Because there is no justice in this world, Poison Ivy is not on the cover of Rolling Stone and Lux did not live to put a giant stiletto in Lorde's pop ass...Stay sick.

Escape from AlCATtraz!

Cat-tica! Cat-tica! Cat-tica!

one the best shows EVAH, sweetie darling!

NYC also boasts Gun 'n' Hoses, Lez Zeppelin, Slay-Her and more. It's one of our things that's a thing...like artisanal pickles. Also, Tragedy (Heavy Metal Beegees) and Satanicide (metal novelty act), but those have dudes. They do rock on, tho'...

I love this show. I really like the Model Mortician episode, that one was awesome, amirite!?

This punim!

SingNado(tm): a tornado full of sharks & beloved Broadway standards. Starring Kristen Chenoweth. BAM! Ratings GOLD.

They had a mutual respect, to be sure. They'd probably also agree this woman needs a good bleeding.

Sex demon sweat—->

Oh fer fuck's sake...If there was one thing Jefferson and Adams hated it was EACH other, so the idea that these sons of the Enlightenment (who were anti-Divine Right and pro-Natural Law) would magically band together to defend your post-Civil War, post-Spiritualism, Evangelist view of Christianity is laughable...also,…

My friend's cat used to do that.

It's like she lives inside a TGIFriday's.

Got dishes to do!

Yeah. I emailed this sack of crap a picture of Malala. We DO NOT tell the young women of this world it's time to sit down and shut up. Not by a long shot.

It's like a magic pumpkin, but sadder... Eventually the wine is gone and your flat-chested again and the spell is broken.