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Orange was clearly overmatched, where blue clearly knew what he was doing. Orange threw a bunch of punches early, was constantly off balance, and his guard was down the whole time. Blue just waited for the time to throw the cross. And when he nailed it, orange knew he was in serious trouble and it was time to

“This comes from last night’s game between the Uni-President 7-Eleven Lions and the Lamigo Monkeys...”

The New Years Eve games were a total cash grab that horribly backfired

I will trust you on this one. No need to elaborate. Please.

If you are into BDSM, maybe there is such a thing as an erotic, or otherwise non-horrific, testicular injury.

Rouge lives matter?

and then his eyes roll backbackbackbackback in his head until he’s GONE!

Doesn’t seem like just “dying in prison” is enough punishment for Sandusky, nor is “rotting in a hole” sufficient punishment for Paterno.

Police say Ledbetter registered a BAC of .131 and .138 after taking two breathalyzer tests.

Someone clearly reviewed playoff footage because Green’s actions throughout the entire postseason would be legally classified as assault. I just wonder why East Lansing got jurisdiction over this.

In related news, coaches are given a special orange challenge flag to use twice in a game, with one additional on success, to have a lawyer plea their case (note: the opposing team lawyer also gets to argue the other side). Lawyers will be given 30 minutes to come up with the right props and graphics to articulate

Wait, you mean our elected officials can be bought, and make policies that serve special interests with money over the common good of their constituents? Color me shocked at this alarming allegation!

It’s kind of scary that an elected official, with a mission to serve the public, can even be hoodwinked into such an obvious scam that clearly works against the best interests of their electorate in every conceivable way. I wonder how many members of local city councils, and heck, congress, are waiting for their

What about Bills fan that slid down the external railing in his section, falls off, and nearly paralyzes Bills fan beneath him? I mean, either faller or fallee could be in this poll...

“I want God, I want poetry, I want danger, I want freedom, I want sin,” Chinook said as he left the only world he has known, and sought the brave new world of the wild. Later, having seen the dystopian reality of Los Angeles, Chinook was found sadly lamenting “I ate civilization. It poisoned me; I was defiled. And

Well that’s going to be good for basketball, in the same way that knowing Bruce Willis is actually dead makes watching the Sixth Sense more enjoyable.

Knicks usually dodge into bullets like Secret Servicemen trying to save the president

This is fantastic news.

Well, Cleveland is going to coronate Trump as the Republican candidate, and if Hilary goes to jail, Trump may win, and then the whole world will end.