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Draymond Green even knew hat was an intentional handball

I know most of you saw the headline and assumed I had passed. I want to assure you all I’m alive and well.

Mosgov’s legs were inside his body. This is a textbook screen. Not even close to a trip

Raiders is a solid guess. I'd wager Mark Davis actually has his team serve him like that at PF Changs because he's batshit crazy

Seriously Ley, what are you, the Warriors Info Minister? That screen was clean and legitimate, and if Mosgov was moving it was just barely and totally under the threshold usually tolerated in the NBA (see Green, Draymond for further clarification).

How do we know it wasn’t an NFL contract? I mean without an agent how are teams supposed to contact him? He has been keeping himself in football shape so he can continue to 'wreck this league' right? I bet it was a contract, his talent is too good just to languish idly out of work.

You hate a man for playing with a remote controlled fart machine? The standards of outrage have reached a new low, even for Gawker...

“Well the good news is now your mom can finally get a belt made”

350,000 people from indianapolis is indeed a lot of trash.

Mockingbirds fucking suck. First of all they are hyper aggressive and eat everything you try to farm in your suburban paradise. Second, they mock sounds they hear. I have a mockingbird that lives outside my window that has the sequential car alarm noise down. He does that every morning. Fuck mockingbirds, I’ll take

But “gobblers” is direct-to-urban-dictionary “people that give blowjobs.” They are literally saying “we suck” with that name. If you really want this to be a shitshow, vote Gobblers.

His supporters are calling for “open revolution” should he not get the nomination. 5,000 people signed they are willing to fight until they die for him. By staying in the race he fuels this sort of rhetoric and hate that lies deep within the radicalized members of his supporters, you know the ones that worship Che

If your first name ends in an ‘i’ it makes you sound like a stripper.

He was the baserunner in these videos. Four punches, four right crosses. No lefts.

Mayweather doesn’t ever punch anyone, except women. He just runs away.

There has been some very helpful and educational discourse in this thread. I have learned a lot. Thanks for the replies.

I’m trying to say it and I sound angry every time I say it. I also spit a lot. His girlfriend/wife probably calls him “cuddles” or something so she doesn’t sound angry all the time.

Looks like he leans on the right cross a little heavily. It’s a quick little punch but he does telegraph it, and never brings it home. Never even thinks about using his left. You ever get into a fight with Odor, look for this, duck so he misses you, and then as you come out of your duck tag his wide-open jaw with a

How in the fuck do you pronounce the character “þ”? Is that halfway between a b and a p? A combination of them? Is it a loud barbaric yawp in the middle of a word? Is it a sound I can even make?

it’s a weighted average