unlike in basketball, punches are actually thrown.

They get an education, which they can use to develop amazing technology, so they can make assloads of money, so they can buy a professional sports team, so they can encourage the NCAA to oppress student athletes for their own profit. It’s a beautiful self-perpetuating system, don’t hate it.

I now have two words that will help me next time I do business with the Russians. Thanks!

Out of curiousity, what are the grades of prostitutes? I think I got “call girl”, “truck stop whore”, “massage therapist”, “Nevada licensed”, and “streetwalker” but I’m not sure those translate into the Ukranian/Russian culture linearly.

Understandable the headline writer could have missed the racist overtones of the first headline as the KKK is a fringe group who is very new on the scene and not widely known.

The remnants of their team could probably give the Sixers a good run.

Rumor has it the Patriots are going to sign Johnny Manziel for those four games, replacing “deflate ball” with “eight ball”.

There was definitely a draft that ruined Manziel - the draft that went through his rolled $20 bill and carried in its wind a cloud of cocaine to his nasal passages. The draft that went through his bong and carried THC-filled smoke to his lungs. The pitchers of Michelob Ultra on draft that caused him to be so angry he…

If it’s not in poor taste, it doesn’t belong here.

“This makes me feel good about my life. I’ve made some bad decisions in my day, but never ‘hoverboard in handstand on edge of exceptionally tall building’ bad decisions. I’m going to snort a few lines to celebrate how good my decisionmaking is!”

Welcome to the dark side Marsh Monster.

Typical Deadspin, always sticking up for Cardinals fans, or as they call them around here “the greatest fans in baseball”. I’m sick of the pro-Cardinal bias of this place!

Just a bit of legal advice “that’s just beer being beer” is not a valid defense in court, or to your wife. Case citations: United States vs. TheJerkStore, and Mrs. Jerkstore vs. TheJerkStore and The Spearmint Rhino.

it’s less he didn’t know the rules of baseball and more he thought they were the Sixers, and that he thought they were supposed to try to lose.

I thought you didn’t get out of bed in the morning because you didn’t have a job...

The media has an obligation to be responsible in their reporting just as much as they have an obligation to allow diverse and unpopular opinions. Kiley has been spewing misogynist ignorance for years. Being “controversial” quickly became “ignorant” and eventually “intolerable”. This isn’t a one time event with this…

Fair enough. However, using the word “censorship” is politically loaded as it evokes an image of First Amendment right suppression, which is why this clown chose to use it. Fact is private organizations can censor their employees freely should they desire to do such, making it more “business” than “right suppression”.

Cue Terp fans claiming a Bias against them.

“Censorship” is when the government tells you what you can and can’t say. That’s bad. “Business” is when your employer orders you to stop embarrassing them by making misogynistic comments that drive away listeners and advertisers. That’s good. Fact is, if you’re a host of a radio show and you are continuously and…

Based on how he’s run the athletic program, I just assumed “lightheaded” was his normal state...