Dude,

RIP...

RIP

EMCC has called a pair of timeouts to force the punt and secure one more first-half possession, leading 48-0

wait, what does Craig James have to do with this?

Google her picture. She’s an old 24. Apparently being raised as a whore from, well, I shudder to think how old, isn’t the best way to look young and vibrant. It’s really amazing how much they give away for such a paltry fee.

I call bullshit. No way Paul Kruger got this close to a quarterback.

Actually those 18 seconds were stolen from the Chargers, who could have countered with an out route or two and a hail Mary to try to get the game back.

Well, I guess a stripper-heavy video is better than a heavy stripper video? #positives

USC definitely appreciates BYU’s missionary position. Also on the schedule: Washington Doggies, Wyoming Cowboys, Butler Bulldogs, the Auburn Spread Eagle, and TCU Horny Frogs.

EXCLUSIVE look at the surveillance footage.

A pineapple would be the best fruit to punt. Good punters can “throw” a football off their foot, and they could do that with a pineapple to be sure. Leaves up for maximum aero effect.

CC was drinking a cup of brown liquid. Are we sure it wasn’t gravy?

“sound smart and tough” is also the base of foreign policy soundbites during these election years (plans for either be damned).

no, that’s not the premise at all

How about instead of focusing on the gun we stop hating so much?

What did he say wrong?

In response to the failure to declare his intentions accurately, Goodell fined Joaquin 250,000 and took away his first two draft picks in 2015.

PED - Performance Enhancing Decapitation

If ISIS had a playoff baseball team, would you write a “Root for ISIS in the Playoffs” about them?