Your picture is of the Little Rascals. An (untrue) urban myth says Bill Cosby bought all of the Little Rascals shorts to prevent them from ever being aired again because he felt them to be racist. Do you feel the racially insensitive overtones of the Little Rascals make it offensive to use them as your picture for…

Is this a setup for another one of those Jeff Gordon in disguise videos? Because I like those, and this is definitely Jeff Gordon in disguise.

One day I’m going to invent a device you attach to your phone. You need to breathe into it to unlock your phone, and it measures your BAC. If you’re over a certain level texting, phone, twitter, email, and facebook all deactivate. I will be very rich and people around the globe will thank me. I will then run for…

DUI, Hit and Run, and Vandalism. Sound like the 49ers’ offensive playbook...

Isn’t the salient legal point here that the NFL, as a private company, can do whatever it wants in terms of running its company and disciplining its employees? In other words, isn’t the entirety of the 457 page report moot?

edit: saw other replay, nevermind....

There is no sum of money you could give me to clean a basement full of actual excrement. I’d quit right there and then.

I think LaTroy Hawkins’ rookie card was a cave painting.

What if Manute’s kid opened a pho restaurant, and it became big enough to sponsor a college football postseason game?

Waterheater got screwed. He dominated, and then they changed the course so range and dryer could catch up, and then range blatantly attacked him in an act so patently unfair Mr. Fuji would blush.

Sorry Mrs. Fredette, your son is pretty good at basketball. I didn’t mean to imply otherwise.

Here’s my guess:

Seriously, “Lose Yourself” as the highlight video music for a guy basically taking a bunch of wide open jumpers off a pass? How about just “Loser” instead?

Great point, considering Jones was the GM for a number of years as well.

I would love to see Belichick have a veritable army transmitting to a control center that uses all available modern technology to help him coach. “Bravo three saw the QB coach scratch his nose, Echo niner picked up the OC putting his hands on his knees. Our behavioral models indicate SPIDER 2 Y BANANA is ON gentlemen!…

Doing a Michael Jackson impression in State College? Yikes.

Better question: if there are phones connecting the sidelines and the box, and they also have headphones to relay information between them, why is texting illegal? Is the NFL on some sort of group texting plan and they want to reduce their charges?

Parsnips Bazingas sounds like a stripper in a really rural area of the south. Or someone you meet on FarmersOnly.com. Or both.

Surprised Florida State missed out on him in the recruiting process...

that isn’t nearly as funny though...