Your TP/TP answer is totally off.

oh, so YOU don't like it when people are in your face while you're trying to work? Very interesting...

Speaking straight from my ass here, here's why I think a great poker player could destroy the program

And imagine, all three of those guys were sleeping on a steam grate outside the Garden just hours before this, now they make Deadspin. The American dream is alive!

Hey, if I pay $2 billion for something I'm going to enjoy the fuck out of it too.

Lady to her right, at clothing store: "I hear the Big Boy look is in this year. Do you have it in orange?"

Looked like he just needed to whip Harass a little more to get her going...

Byron Scott is a terrible coach. Lin should know better than to listen to him.

Not only does he leave himself open by flailing it like he's a drunk in a bar fight, but it is so obvious he is going to throw it he may as well tweet "I'm going to throw a right now" before he does it. And then you would check your phone, see he's about to throw the right, put your phone away, duck, and then knock…

With that sort of drama, the Browns really dodged a bullet when they couldn't hire Chip!

When did it become acceptable on twitter to type in a fucking novel, take a picture of it, and then tweet it? If I wanted to read long-form prose I'd pick up a newspaper like my grandpa. I want 140 characters of immediate gratification. Not only do you hit guys like an asshole, Richardson, you also type in 478 fucking…

is it actually a spelling error if LeBron thinks it should be spelled that way?

Amen, brother.

Hey, it's the Liberty Bowl. He's just celebrating his right to bear arms.

I've been so bad at my job that I've known the exact time and place of my dismissal too.

Seymour got stiffed on the payment. I think justice is to have a rematch, this time not fixed. Rourke's technique is terrible - I'd like to see someone pound him into submission.

You seem unclear on the concept.

We were a very good high school team, kind of like the 76ers.

We had a great HS basketball team, including a sixth man who would one day lead the NFL in receiving, and some scrub team played 4 on 5 against us in the playoffs. We beat them by 30+ in the regular season, but that had us so flustered they almost beat us.

If I recall correctly, Roman gladiators had a pretty bad record against tigers too.