Wait. Taco Bell isn’t high quality?

Taco Bell, avoid the meats. They come precooked, frozen in plastic bags.

More than 10 times a day. And it really, truly is mentally and spiritually exhausting. I can’t imagine how much worse it would be if I were one of the dozens of millions of people who sit more squarely in the crosshairs of the cruelty and hatred he embodies.

Every day, I realize more and more that the election of this man represents some kind of great surrendering by a huge chunk of Americans, that they basically stopped caring if the most powerful man in the most powerful country/ economy ever could actually do his job with even a tiny amount of competence or training,…

It’s a relatively small and banal part of the job, and it pales in comparison to all the other ways he sucks, but the way he responds to these disasters is sickening to me. That an adult human cannot suppress the reflex to engage in superfluous praise (mostly of himself) to focus on victims of a disaster is…

The Quicker Fucker Upper

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…

Welcome to Kinja

“I’m sitting here with Jeffrey Dahmer, who, you might remember, murdered and ate numerous people. Now, Jeff, do you ever have days where you just want to put on some fuzzy slippers, eat a pint of Früsen Gladgė, and watch old reruns of Let’s Make A Deal? Because when I get the Blahs, that’s what I do. What do you do to…

My intense hatred for Megyn Kelly felt irrational until I saw John Oliver’s clips over her on Sunday and then I felt fully justified and pleased with my visceral disgust.

My guess is they fall off of the car at different times?

Someone write this Oscar-bait drama immediately!

My high school lacrosse team captain did/ caused this once.

Quick back story... Years before I joined and played, taking off our cleats on the bus after a victory became our team’s lucky thing. Almost 20 years later they still do it.
More back story... When he was a ‘Frosh, our Captains feet stunk so bad that his…

Years ago towards the end of my commute on an off ramp there was a clown shoe on the side of the road. I just assumed he gave up clowning and disappointed his family which had a long history of being clowns.

I thought they were looking for the socks that ran away from the dryer.

It’s a software vulnerability. From Armis: “The attack does not require the targeted device to be paired to the attacker’s device, or even to be set on discoverable mode.”

...but smartwatches

You’re their product

You’ve probably signed 100 documents that contained that information in fine print.

Oh, I totally agree that running shoes can get unnecessarily expensive. I have an upper limit on running shoes, and it tends to be in the $100 range, since I tend to go through at least a couple pairs a year. But if I find a pair I like, I set alerts and will buy up pairs if and when they drop to the $50 range.
And I…