As an aside, isn’t it fucked up that as a 17 year old, you’ll be charged as an adult for possessing weed and the person provided it will be charged with providing it to a minor? Our fine American justice system at work...

And I thought I was the only one that thought that suede and crappy ripoff looked ugly and impractical in cars. I guess I should consider replacing my acquaintances, Tavarish would you like to be my best new friend?

Food for thought:
Giving weed to an adult is probably chargable as simple possession.

Well you see, some people like the taste and experience of something while others do not. It’s a common variance among humans.

I’d tell my sister that I’ll give her a joint when she turns 18. If she wants it before then, she can find it. But on the other side of the coin, if she’s about being a total bitch, then you’re going to jail for a long time if you sold it to her. Selling weed to a minor is 10,000x worse than giving it to a legal adult.

RE: Getting out of the shower: I don’t understand why people do this either. My wife, who is otherwise a wonderful person, soaks the entire bathmat, bathroom, and half of our bedroom every time she steps out of the shower. I don’t even understand how her body can physically hold that much water on its surface.

She is not the worst wedding guest.

No because that would be my crazy Aunt who did the following:

If anyone can think of any reason why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony, please passive-aggressively blog about it right now, right here, during the ceremony, with your champagne gold iPhone 6, which is so last June anyway because the rose gold iPhone 6s is where it’s at now.

Was there food, that you could eat? Good wedding.

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

But that’s the whole point of the rant, it’s impossible to keep suede clean.

*re-opens tab* WE ARE LEGION

I read it as 30 mints, as in “the time is takes you to shotgun 30 Altoids in your mouth”

I feel like I’m telepathic.

Read the next paragraph.

I don’t know. I can be suede either way.

I’m not even a VW owner and think this person can go fuck themselves. Seriously just because VW duped consumers doesn’t mean the consumers are suddenly the bad guys too- and for the love of *insert deity* DON’T MAKE THEM OUT TO BE BAD GUYS they’re victims.

Ford was founded by a Nazi too what’s their point

Good thing they added the frown face after mentioning it was founded by Nazis. This gives me a headache. I’m going to go take a Bayer aspirin.