Oh, boy.

came here for the scott bakula content

[Rob Thomas looks at the score]

[dying]

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh LaVar Chino Hills wgah’nagl fhtagn.

2032 just seems sooooo far away. Sure, he’s young and in his prime now, but he’ll be 39 years old and time comes for all men. The shine will dull and production will decrease.

sir, this is an Arby’s

I have lived in Albuquerque for almost 25 years now, for what it’s worth:

B.J. in 2015.  B.J. again in 2019.  I think all the married guys can relate.

At first, I was excited to see footage of his perfect game, but then I realized I’d just watched the GIF loop 12 times.

“He failed to disclose a condition. It’s on Martellus to let us know he is black and has opinions. We have a fan base to consider.”

Cut him some slack fellas, his lips get tired when he reads.

He took the door off the spice cabinet in his kitchen to maximize brand visibility for McCormick.

This sure beats the hell out of all of those fucked up brain donations.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

When referring to ocean-going vessels the term is “listing.”

EL Baseball, which I believe is French for “the baseball”

I don’t think finding joy in the imagined death of a horrible, racist, sexist, genuinely mean person who goes out of his way to hurt other people’s lives, makes me an asshole. But if it does... I’m ok with being that type of asshole.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

That’s nothing, the Giants hold a AAA outfield meeting every game.