But you’re still hungry. 

Will there be Aggretsuko? If there’s no Aggresuko, they can kindly get the hell out.

BONG

What a world we live in! I can watch my phone on my TV, and I can watch TV on my phone, and yet I can’t get my VCR clock to stop blinking 12:00...12:00...12:00...12:00!

Where the fuck else am I supposed to go to read up on the fine print of Oddibe McDowell’s water bill?

Joe Westworld

Esp when you look back to the playoffs...there was the goal where the puck bounced off the net to a player who passed it to a guy who scored, and the goal was allowed because puck didn’t bounce directly to the guy who scored....I think that the call needs to be whether or not it directly impacts whether a goal is…

I’m desperate for them to remake the Oracle titles in this style.

It’s a Burfict ending.

I still get tripped up on “misled”.  In my head, I always read it as “my-zeld”.

Burke doesn’t even work here anymore and he’s still giving Deadspin a solid 5 WAR.

There isn’t even a debate to be had. Everyone knows who the better QB is. I mean, it’s right there in black and white.

Don’t be so hard on yourself. I’m certain you haven’t always been a very stupid man. Surely at some point you were a very stupid boy.

That must mean it was kid-tested?

Hey man where’s the annual fantasy team blog?!  I’m ready to talk about some fuckin’ FANTASY TEAMS BRO!  Sick names, sweet draft picks, bro-drama.  Lets do this!

And if it HAS to be a specific song, couldn’t it be “Just A Gigolo?”

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

it would absolutely whip ass if this guy was eaten alive by a bear or something

The runner-up headline for this blog was Bison Yeets Child Into Oblivion

I believe the correct jargon used by the kids these days is, “yeet”