Somewhere Chris Berman is nodding in approval.

Pretty dangerous in Detroit too - if you’re out, you better be home blyleven.

From skipping through the video, there is a solo masturbation scene (with toys) starring a woman in a Rocket Raccoon outfit and a sex scene between Star-Lord and Gamora that involves manual stimulation, fellatio and vaginal penetration. They don't appear to be advancing the plot in any way.

Aaaand you just fell down the rabbit hole my friend.

For all the incredibly dumb shit my son watches on youtube (that I yell at him for), I don't think anything can touch the hot garbage that was MTV Spring Break. Dear lord how I ate that crap up.

Favre: Where'd you shave?

I understand where you're trying to go with this, I just need to make sure I have the details clear. Are they like floating hands that come out of the gun or are we talking disembodied hands attached to cocks being shot out of a gun? I need to know for logistical reasons and to how it fits within the mean jerk time…

Desert Golf. was on sale for $0.99 (i hate buying games even for a dollar) but its amazing. lulz

That is an impressive mustache. But I don't think it tops A-Rod's beard.

"Like, generations of Azaleas' souls will be burning from this one."

Wow, India's already pretty expansive. Just imagine how they'll be when Ghandi gets his nukes.

Boogerman

Let's be honest, brother's fault for not seeing how this could go wrong.

Cool, committed bagged-milk drinkers like my family, buy milk bag holders made from stainless steel or ceramic. The milk gets colder and stays colder longer outside the fridge.

Nailed it.

Well, the reputation of being overweight was a pretty heavy cross to bear.

Plenty of time for him to resurrect his career.

That's actually some pretty great handwriting considering the sonofabitch was looking in the mirror the entire time he penned that letter.

Probably the first time I've seen a mom get into a teen beef without having to turn the private browser on

Yeah, it's weird as hell. Since they don't do any tangible activism, and don't funnel money to charities or battered women's shelters or anywhere else, and by all appearances don't have a big paid staff or anything, the answer seems to be that they use the money they make off merch sales to promote the brand, so they…