That wildcat is offensive

I'm sure AP appreciated the fact that he wasn't the only giant pussy at the hearing.

Meanwhile, CNN is following the search for the missing February 30.

I'm not sure how it's possible for every Goodell lead photo you post to be better than the previous one, but you guys manage to pull it off every single time. Bravo.

As a fellow R******* fan, allow me to jump in and offer a tepid defense of these "dull-witted" fans. We like a football team. That's supposed to be a diversionary experience. None of us wants our fandom to become a lightning rod for controversy, we just want to root for our terrible football team and that's it. …

"Yup...these are my overlords."

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

This was a very good comment.

Interesting, this article differs in some pretty significant ways from the passages from the story that Bob Ley read on Outside The Lines prior to the story being officially published. Among other things, the report Ley read on air appeared to confirm the AP report of the NFL having received a copy. There's also…

I believe the correct spelling is now "A22-Eating Gossip."

I bet some players' wives and girlfriends would appreciate those pink mouthguards.

I'm surprised the credit card companies didn't reject the purchases as fraud.

Emmitt Smith approves.

How can you be so sure this will kill the meme? It might propel it to new heights given Winston's visibility and stature on campus; I'm betting a lot of people are hearing about it for the first time today. Indeed, someday we may look back and say Winston's act was the meme's Seminole moment.

He said "culpability". The NFL fucking hates that word.

It's hard to even imagine how many "inappropriate language" penalty yards Emmitt Smith would've racked up.

Yet another father accused of giving his son a bad switch.

"Keith Olberman PUNCHES the NFL in the Head SO HARD it Passes Out and STRIKES an Elevator Railing on the Way Down and then APOLOGIZES for its Participation in the Incident Once it Comes To"

That's under the 'Donte' Stallworth' section.