Second Take with Bill Polian (Please Ignore First Take)

1. If jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel, then how di-

Are you seeing small creatures shaped like toilet plungers? Is there a stripper named Montana in a cage with you?

HUNTER PENCE'S SISTER MAKES $86 PER HOUR AT HOME AND WON'T SHARE SECRETS IN COMMENTS SECTION OF POPULAR WEBSITE

Hunter Pence thinks Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix is the best cereal ever.

That was my thinking! So glad you appreciated it.

Yay! A text rundown of what's on the video! This should happen so much more often, as I usually browse Kotaku while at work, and can't view videos.

I use a similar spreadsheet, except column A is formatted YYYY.

If this guy wanted to get really anal, he'd probably be turned down for that too.

You should be fired.

While his response is odd... I find this post a bit more troubling. It seems like this post is saying "we're going with Temkin's version of events happened, but..."

This is complete bullshit. If he didn't rape someone, he should absolutely defend himself. People are raped and it's horrible, but people are also falsely accused and that's also an injustice. These things come down to pure "he said, she said" and that's what makes them so difficult, but an innocent person…

Though the arbitrator conceded that he's actually both a wide receiver and tight end, such a decision would have created a superposition.

Maybe now players will stop dipping. Nasty habit that should be banned from baseball. RIP Tony.

None of the players involved missed a shift.

so basically, you got to make a consequence free racist joke by inventing a hypothetical situation where people who don't exist on twitter are making the said racist joke.

As a fan of the game, that's irritating. Diving has become a cancer & I can't blame a casual fan, or non-soccer fan, turning that on & then deciding not to watch anymore because of it. That should be reviewable post-game & Fred should be suspended for at least a game. That garbage would stop. At this point, I'm…

"Wow, THAT is egregious"

Is "AS FOR YOU, TODD" going to become a thing? Because I am very fine with it becoming a thing.

AS FOR YOU, TODD