Yeah, because it's not like the previous game was the best franchise entry in a decade or anything.

Latin players, in particular, often respond with childlike wonderment to things they've never seen before. Like Yasiel Puig with snow. Or Pablo Sandoval with a salad.

Next on Game of Chones, Lord Reinsdorf throws a lavish wedding for Would-be King Rob, surprising him with a beautiful rendition of Tim Raines of Castamere.

I think "I don't have a fucking clue as top why I'm being criticized, but I know it's that goddamn black bitch's fault" would be slightly more accurate.

Wow. The exploding house video went better than this did.

This is what I call true dedication, running short posts in the off-season and then reviewing the film.

It's the basketball equivalent of pulling the goalie, only without Shawn Kemp having another kid.

To be fair 25.82 of those seconds were spent between 1st and 2nd base as Ortiz tried and failed to answer the question, "Who but W.B. Mason?"

Of the 12 jurors, 11 recorded a hit off Backe

... I'm here all week.

In Philly, you get Cheez Wiz with a steak sandwich and sour grapes with a Ruben.

It's the regulatory equivalent of throwing batteries at a player.

"People who follow ski racing know this."

Can you imagine the frustration of sacrificing four years of your life in pursuit of your dream to be the best in the world, only to have all that sacrifice and progress rendered moot by an uncooperative, Russian winter?

NNNNGGG!!! GOVERNMENT ROLE [in protecting sancity of traditional marriage]!!!!

Elton John: Don't worry, Michael, it gets bett-

​Why The Last of Us Should Be Game Of The Year: Welp. Here I am, nominating the game that'll probably be near the top of just about every GOTY list on the internet. What a cliché I am.

I'd like to focus on changing the non-football culture, where we all buy in to football being a valued pursuit. Totally agree with your sentiment, but this isn't football's problem to solve. It's time for the surrounding society to stop being enablers of the football culture.

Great piece about an incredibly unlikeable subject, Dom.