I want to date like they do in Korean dramas: clearly state they are dating upfront, and actually go on dates.

Yeah, I think that information is better speculated at. Confirming the favorite is bad form.

Unless the penis becomes sentient, that doesn’t sound like a comedy.

I assume Jake Gyllenhaal is busy?

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

*famous person says something fundamentally supportive in an imperfect way that is emblematic of a much larger problem: which is that white, cis, straight people refuse to recognize the spectrum, influence, and importance of queer history and culture.

My god, the “famous person says something fundamentally supportive in an imperfect* way so let’s shit on him” genre has to die.

Isn’t Trump proving the president is a completely useless position. The guy speaks like an idiot in short generic phrases with no substance. Everything is “bad” or “terrific.” All timelines are “soon” or “two weeks.” He obviously has no knowledge of basic policy or how world diplomacy works. The most significant…

One time I got 38 likes, 16 retweets and 7 comments. I was pretty stoked because i’m pathetic.

Because of a fundamental distrust of anything more complicated than a layperson can easily understand. People believe that science is complicated on purpose, in order to confuse and dupe the public, who know the truth: that common sense wins out over book learnin every time.

I love a michelada but there are already a TON of great michelada recipes out there. No reason to reinvent the wheel.

Why does someone like David Bowie die in their 60s and KFC gobbling fat fuck Donald get 10 more years on him?

Can’t tell you how much I hate the wink-wink “mom’s juice” promotion of wine drinking! I know too many women (“moms” and non-moms) who have developed alcohol problems in middle age. I don’t care how successful you are or if you have kids, if you are daytime drinking in your living room or drinking daily at night to…

Just remember that if you do move to Hangouts, Google will also phase that out in 4 years just as you’re finally accustomed to it - maybe to Allo / Duo, maybe to whatever they think is cool that year.

Are you living in a starter apartment? Many apartments in NYC were renovated in the 9os and the number of them that come equipped with dishwashers would probably surprise you and possibly depress you.

Don’t forget to play polo after brunch!