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It started in The Avengers, where they made all the characters have the same personality. 

Ouch, May 2nd I guess means the studio figures they’ve squeezed as much as they can from the box office; hopefully the good reviews and word of mouth makes this a digital hit cos IMO this went criminally overlooked at the cinema.

‘cause the Hooooook brings you back.
I ain’t telling you no lie-I-ie!

Yeah, I’ll just watch Hook again (and again).

This sounds fun, feels like Space Cases

So much bullshit. The metric of success for publicly traded companies has been the performance of their stock, which did gangbusters during the pandemic. This is a very sad attempt to fight the changing tide. Not only does Meta pay the “Facebook tax” because of their terrible practices, but now they will need to pay

hey quick question: what the fuck are you talking about

Why didn’t Mando purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?

I was not the only one saying “The Mines of Moria” every time, right? 

Yeah, this looks great, and them casting actual teenagers in the role is pretty genius. Love that we’re introduced to them just goofing off and showing off their ninja skills. With Leo looking a little annoyed in the background. Great stuff. Art style’s neat. A little grimy. Just the right amount.

This looks great? There’s an underground comix grotesqueness to the human characters, the texture is scratchy and grimy in a really neat way, and having the turtles actually sound (and act!) like kids feels like an obvious-in-hindsight genius move.

Reveal that the Kelvin Universe was just a holo-program Commander Riker was playing while struggling with heavy moral decisions in the middle of an episode of TNG.

My question is, how does a man like Ross, who had such a spectacular fuckup in The Incredible Hulk, become President?

God, if Tony, Steve, or Nat were around they’d be flabbergasted. Bruce can’t be very happy about it himself. 

My shield ride would’ve been in late 1991. F*ck, I was Legolas before it was cool. ;)

oh DEFINITELY hearing the sound of pages being furiously shuffled as players giggle and drink their sodas

First time I ever played, there was a fight going on one level down in a dungeon. I didn’t want to spend multiple rounds on the stairs. I said, “Okay. I’m going to ride my shield like a sled down the stairs to arrive at the fight faster.” My DM’s reaction was pretty much exactly as you say. I was hooked.

i do love the D&D silliness of diving INTO a gelatinous cube as a dodge. Strong character choice there

It’s been renewed for a fourth season!

I heard that D&D One was going to introduce critical fails, but I didn’t think they’d implement it with their business model.