You mention Warcraft but I feel like that game’s setting has it’s own “weirdness” with depictions of real-world cultures in that humans are by default very medieval European. Although you can make your human look a variety of ways, there’s no depiction of humans having an especially diverse culture (it’s basically…

Nope! That shit is still hard to do. The game does accurately depict how most armies will spend their time stuck in a particular region, only really moving to other sections if they manage to wrest control of the sea. 

Reminds me a lot of Jaws Unleashed. The game starts in an aquarium where you grab nearby marine biologists and swipe them to get through doors culminating in a fight with shamu. Only problem was the rest of the game was boring and at some point a massive bug kicks in where you can only hear static. Not great!

Probably yeah. A lot of the shelters in NYC are closed or working at a lower capacity so fewer people are able to get out and tag and neuter stray cats. The pandemic hit right around the start of kittening season so we’re gonna see a lot more cats running around in the year ahead.

The Switch Lite?

Being able to play at my own pace is precisely why I quit the rat race that was World of Warcraft and started playing Skyrim. It’s your own little world where no one will know if you’re being “optimal” or not. In fact you don’t even need to make any hard decisions at the start of the game. Just pick a race that sounds…

This actually reminded me a lot of the feeling I got playing Mirror’s Edge.

Honestly? I think I feel a little nauseous lol. There’s A LOT going on in that video. I feel like someone tied me to the end of a bungee cord and started throwing me into a tornado with strobe lights and fireworks attached.

I’ve also been tipping for picking up beers from my local breweries where a lot of former bartenders are no working the door or curb. I’ve also been buying A LOT more beer than usual. I want to make sure these places are still open when this is all over.

No. Every five years, Hollywood spins a wheel that has Pan, Robin Hood, and King Arthur on it. Whatever they land on we get.

Meh. I know several brilliant and wonderful people with extremely idiotic parents. Half of them are scientists that just really know how to party lol. 

These are me and my girlfriend’s junk food movies. They’re extremely dumb but also extremely fun and ridiculous in a way that feels sincere rather than cynical. 

Ah Jaws Unleashed. Fun concept but a buggy mess. I had to stop playing at a certain point when the game started playing straight static instead of music or sound effects.

My girlfriend and I were having a similar debate this weekend but it was also after playing Dungeons and Dragons. So things got weird. Long story short, I had to make this. 

Sparklefarts

Ha. I just got the name.

People also have a ton of reasons to hate YouTube management these days. It’s been a rough couple years where creators have either been demonitized or saw their earnings plummet due to policy, monetization, and algorithm  changes. Sure, a lot of crap got purged as a result of those changes but there’s been an equal…

As someone currently munching on a carnitas burrito with sour cream and guac, I find such line of questioning to be entirely valid and healthy. It can’t hurt us every once in a while to ethically weigh our food choices, even if we do come out the other side deciding not to change our dietary habits. Aside from the…

One of those movies I literally thought was a nightmare before seeing it on Netflix as an adult. 

Let’s also not forget the emerging three way debate in the low-range laptop debate with Chrome OS entering the picture. I’ve been involved in a few back-to-school discussions where people are wondering what kind of laptop they want to get for basic stuff like online browsing and MS Office. The debate used to be…