I dunno, in my experience, the Boy Scouts was actually my first introduction to toxic masculinity growing up. It was all insecure older teens bossing around the younger kids and a weird hierarchy of chores and command. I realize things change troop to troop but everyone in mine seemed determined to play army. It’s…

Come on, Mueller, man. I don’t know how much more of this insanity I can take.

I’m still holding out for a Wheels and the Legman movie

Agreed. It’s almost as out-of style now as calling something or someone a “hipster”. Both these sides of the spectrum have basically drifted into one another, been marketed to all hell, digested, and congealed into mainstream culture at this point. We are all the basic hipster now. Embrace the basic hipster. Enter the…

My brother and I were talking about this yesterday, particularly on how beer snobs complain every year when each brewery comes out with pumpkin spice in their fall beer. At the end of the day, you got to sell beer, you need to sell a fall flavor, and your options are pretty limited flavor-wise for something of that…

We could literally pick any other Italian and it would be an upgrade. I, for one, propose we change it to Danny Aiello day.

Politically, llamas and alpacas often find themselves agreeing on many issues.

There is nothing to apologize for. The Llamas are a very forgiving group of animals.

As a llama, I would like to state that we, the llama community, do not have any association with Mr. Llamas and condemn any spitting in victims’ faces. For the record, we’re also not cool with all the Nazis that have been running around lately either.

Thanks! I wonder what sensitivity level they had it set at. After I told the guy in charge of the settings, he said we may need to increase the fidelity or something. It was still funny passing my laptop around the room and watching everyone fail to get in except for my brother.

I feel ya. I was once waiting outside his office and all these women kept smiling and waving at me when they were leaving the building. Was feeling really smug until I realized they were all his coworkers.

Mashable is blocked at work but it popped up quickly enough for me to see two adorable red-headed twins staring at a computer.

There are rules to this kind of stuff, man. You just can’t have two murderous twins running around the place 24/7. Someone could lose an eye!

I currently have more facial hair. So, I suppose I am the evil one right now.

Yeah I got an identical twin that can unlock all my facial recognition stuff with his face so that alone makes all this stuff a no-go for me. they even gave me a Windows 10 PC for work that he can unlock. When our Microsoft rep told the engineers they said that shouldn’t be possible. I’m like “How is that not…

(Doctor North West steps out of the decontamination room and begins taking off her hazmat suit).

I’m with ya. I haven’t been to the movies yet this year (oh wow. I just like realized that and kind of feel sad about that) and it’s never been about how much it’s cost. Rather, it’s about whether I have other stuff to do and if the movie I want to see isn’t already out yet on video. There’s literally been three…

Can I just say that as an adult, day trips with my parents and three adult siblings have never been more fun. So, it does get easier!

It’s literally the source of all great memes too. You can tell when a great “LMFAO” meme comes from black twitter and when a mediocre “ha” meme comes from white people trying to do black twitter. There is a marked difference in quality and ingredients.