TheGuardLlama
TheGuardLlama
TheGuardLlama

Just moved from there and I think my home state is a solid “pretty good”. People can be racist as hell in the suburbs though, in that classic northeastern style of “Hey, I got nothing against immigrants/black people but can they speak english and pull their pants up, is all I’m saying” kind of garbage.

Yo I was just down at Cape May last weekend and was pretty shocked at how many InfoWars and Trump stickers I saw. Not that NJ is a liberal beacon on a hill but it felt like I was in Virginia again. What the shit, people?

Isn’t online shopping a big part of this too? I’d much rather take my chances ordering clothes online than drive all the way to the store, listen to the crappy music they’re blasting, find out my size (medium shirt size, 32x32 pants) isn’t in stock, settle for something else, wait for a changing room with fluorescent

Oh geez bad enough the show is getting cancelled but the fact that it is also being replaced by another Trumpaganda machine is some horror movie shit.

The wreckage of a failed Hedonism resort someone tried building on the same island

Yeah like that story would have worked fine if his dad was just like “Listen you screwed up but you’re my son. Welcome back to the family.”

I was just thinking the other day how Trump could have just made Ivanka the speaker of the house and she would be the perfect fit. The woman is able to effortlessly answer questions about her father’s most vile behavior with responses that are so obtuse people don’t even realize they contain zero information until

I think the Ivanka-Jared camp is slowly trying to get the more controversial figures out. It’s not that I think those two have the American public’s interests at heart, they just both have been trained to put on a smiling face and maintain good PR while Donald runs rampant. The Breitbart boys represent a threat to

Neither of them were popular candidates, but Trump was able to mobilize a dedicated following of people that wanted and outsider to completely disrupt (and in many cases, dismantle) the existing political system. Heck, that’s part of why people voted for Obama. I don’t think Hillary’s campaign ever found a way to

The excuse I’ve gotten was “Well, I didn’t want to vote for Hillary.(because...reasons?)“ and “I kind of thought he’d get more presidential once he took office.” Which although a nice sentiment that believes in the best of people despite their obvious flaws is nevertheless completely ludicrous. It also doesn’t explain

Yeah, but to be fair, the way gerrymandering and the electoral college works, none of the uneducated redneck voters that did vote democrat, got properly represented. The map makes it look like everything is divided into sectioned off monoliths of blue and red but America’s a hell of a lot purple than most would like

The upcoming Godzilla versus Kong movie can try its best but no movie will ever coming close to having the same level of scenery-chewing that Nicholas Cage and John Travolta deliver in Face-Off.

Seriously. It’s been roughly ten years since the “mobile” platform as we know it emerged on smart phones and we have nothing to show for it but card games, bejeweled knockoffs, console ports and imitators with on screen joysticks, and gameplay that is still waaayyy to similar to Farmville. Oh, and Angry Birds.

Here here! It’s sad that people are getting laid off at ESPN but the level at which people are shocked by this makes me wonder if any of these people were alive in 2008. It’s most often the people at the bottom that feel the brunt of the layoffs, and they’re most often the folks that had as little to do with the bad

Heck, just even look at pop culture. Diversity is great when you have token minorities in the cast but as soon as you take away that white lead people lose their minds.

I’m kind of feeling like we’re all complicit in the emergence of this garbage reality TV culture. Whenever you watch reality TV, or the Apprentice, reshare something one of these idiots posts, click on an article about them, or spend money on one of their stupid mobile games, you are feeding their brand. What’s worse

So, I’m confused by the Instagram stories thing. When I click on one Instagram story, it automatically plays all the other ones in my network. And, yeah, it often brings up an ex or someone I’ve been on a few dates with. do they see the difference between someone actively clicking on their story and just someone

Environmentally sound or otherwise, I can only imagine that it’s gotta be stressful for the animal. Flying on an airplane is weird enough even when you do know what’s going on.

Congratulations!

Yeah, like there’s nothing particularly brilliant going on in his statements but there’s an effort being made. I’m just having a hard time mustering anything for or against this new Chris Pratt hate train. Especially when there’s so much worse shit being said by people with far worse intentions and influence.