Tyson is one of the few people whose voice I can hear clearly in my head when I read their tweets.

Because most journalists have no idea how to handle someone like Trump. They’ve been trained their whole careers to keep interviews with normal individuals moving and maintain an informative conversation. Trump isn’t normal. He doesn’t answer questions so much as spout an endless barrage of disorienting nonsense. Vox…

This is all basic-level leader of the free world stuff. The bar has gotten way too low. We need James Cameron to dredge it back up from the depths.

I prefer watching foreign films with closed captioning (dubbing is awful) but I find closed captioning in English incredibly distracting, especially if it’s that crappy type with the black bars and white text that is always delayed by a few seconds. If someone put that on during a movie I paid $15 or up to see, I’d be…

I mean, yeah, but can you argue with the results? That baby is adorable!*

Hahaha that’s awesome. I grew up as one of four boys and one time at the drive-through they had nothing but Pink and Purple Mermaid toys “for girls” left. We all grumbled and moaned but by the time we got home we collectively realized the toys were actually kind of rad...

Done and done.

Doc McStuffin’s profession is also a great bonus. I remember shopping with my ex for her niece’s birthday and looking for dolls that were black but also had some kind of educational and science component. Doc McStuffin’s fit the bill perfectly. I also like how she’s not some modified version of another character like…

This reminds me of that time when the cashier asked if my Optimus Prime was for a friend and that I may want a GI Joe because he looked more like me and I responded to her that I’m a grown-ass 30 year-old man and can buy whatever toys for myself I want so shut the hell up and stay in your lane, Debrah!

Yeah the only beverage I can see staying unsullied in my shower is a vacuum-sealed capri-sun. It’s like Seaworld when I step in there.

Yeah it often feels like male actors can be whatever the heck they want while female actors get scrutinized for being too confident, not dorky enough, too dorky, faking being dorky, and high maintenance. Just look at the rollercoaster that’s been the public’s perception of Jennifer Lawrence.

Yeah, is there a reason it feels like there’s only three people in movies these days? I swear it feels like all I see are Scarjo, Jennifer Lawrence, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, and Will Smith.

Yeah, it’s amazing how all these studios are panicking over where they can find original ideas. Uh, hello? Maybe you can just tap that entire portion of your population you’ve historically ignored? The three films you mentioned were successful because they offered fresh perspectives in contrast to Hollywood’s straight…

I also hate the excuse, “Well, if you’re familiar with the source material, you’d realize that this character’s race is actually quite ambiguous.”

I’m curious about the details there as well. You couldn’t do pivot tables in the web version, for example.

I’m pretty sure this was available in their web version of Excel, just not in the full-blown app, which felt strangely schizophrenic. I know this because everyone in my office got the Office 365 web app first and then made frowny faces when Office 2016 was actually installed.

Actually got to meet the host, Ben Bailey, when he performed at my school. There was actually one time where an old guy got in the cash cab, cut Ben Bailey off, and told him to “shut the fuck up and take him where he needed to go.” This was in 2004, so I’m not sure if they started switching stuff up in the later…

I met him when he came to perform at my school back in the day. I was in the student entertainment group so we got to hang with him and bring him to all two bars we had in town. Nice guy and really funny in person (also very tall). When we hopped in his SUV to go to the bar we joked about it looking like the inside of…

Meh, I’m that know-it-all friend that pokes holes in everything people post. I’m also really fun at parties. One of those two sentences was fake.

I’m pretty sure Kravitz played a high school kid in Dope too.