I truly feel publicity agents should force each of their clients to spend six months on the World of Warcraft forums before being allowed a twitter account. If you can survive six months on there without getting the banhammer, you can behave yourself anywhere!

Also wanted to post this gem I found in my googling because it's Whoopi and she has a laser gun and oh why the hell not...

Right? My friend had a guy rubbing up against her on the subway once. Some little old guy saw it and immediately began to rip the guy apart in front of everyone else on the subway. Good on you old dude. Good on you.

Seems awfully romantic.

Are a lot of these people small children and/or wild animals?

As messed up as it is, I've heard back-licking stories from numerous women I know. It happened most recently to one of my friends at the club when some guy came up and started dancing behind her but it's also happened to people I know on public transportation. Women, sadly enough, literally need to watch their backs…

"60 percent of the Taco Bell menu"

I want to give a quick shout out to HowAboutWe.com. I wouldn't say it's the best website, but it has a nice focus on what the user likes to do for fun rather than what their attributes are. I find it much more useful to view at a quick glance what you'd like to do on a date than what you listed your…

This is just one of the reasons I don't drive a motorcycle. People drive like nuts out there. You need all the protection you can get.

My grandma's has about nine baby Kenyan dwarf goats on their property right now. Here's a third of them chilling out. They don't get too much bigger lol.

That would be ideal. But something tells me we'll see something closer to Dino Trains or Mike the Knight. It just seems to the trend in American produced kid shows lately.

Sorry, but that's not a good comparison. You need to look at it from the perspective that gay men are men just like straight men are men. Neither of them should be out to diddle your kids, neither of them should be giving sex advice or what not to your kids, and neither of them are attracted to your kids. There has to…

Ugh computer generated? I really feel that style of animation only looks good when they have an adequate budget for feature films. However, it usually comes out feeling really stiff and lifeless on a TV budget. I'd be happy if someone could think up some good examples to prove me wrong though.

This is what happens when Nintendo not only destroys their enemies but takes on their children as wards/hostages so that their fathers may never declare rebellion again.

"She is part of the latest trend in the "Transguy" culture, where young people are choosing to claim whatever gender they identify with the most."