Michaels?

Guilty as charged.

I crush kill the heck out of some High Life Light when it's a Brazillion degrees in the Florida summer. Tastes damn near the same as it's unique progenitor (which I am wont to crush kill as well).

Idiot. +1

Concerning the 318 C.I. V8 in the Imperial. Fuel injected it is not. That mysterious "Combustion Computer" is is known by many as the Chrysler Lean Burn system and was largely an ignition timing controller (it used temp sensors and manifold vacuum to play with the timing). I'd put ten to one on that thing not even…

Not even being a pissed Intellivision dealer can redeem you here.

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Heck yeah, I had (read have, but woefully unused) Spectravideo comupter (older cousin of the MSX) and the tapedeck accessory was great. Primary vehicle for first party games and fun for basic tomfoolery.

Needs a bottle warmer.

All that chicken deboning.

But the weird-ass marketing cross pollination with the NBA Finals made it seem so righteous!

Got a hell of a chuckle outta me.

But you might manage to get a pizza delivered to class. Don't stop believing.

Bing bong!

I'm most likely some southern rube, what the hell is a rhubarb?

Fried uncrustables are a gift from the heavens.

Axl doesn't know how to use that Move controller.

I mean, as long as we're talking "chicken heads"? Probably the bomb dot com.

You just won an Apple II, because wit like this predates widespread use of the internet.

The "Dead Letters" column continually reminds me how easily panties get twisted up. At least one undergarment manufacturer should address this issue.