Bing bong!

I'm most likely some southern rube, what the hell is a rhubarb?

Fried uncrustables are a gift from the heavens.

Axl doesn't know how to use that Move controller.

I mean, as long as we're talking "chicken heads"? Probably the bomb dot com.

You just won an Apple II, because wit like this predates widespread use of the internet.

The "Dead Letters" column continually reminds me how easily panties get twisted up. At least one undergarment manufacturer should address this issue.

I love Hills for her capacity to get in there and go to work, not giving a single damn what the petty opposition may attempt to throw in her face. She embodies what I like to see in a politician. It puts her a head and shoulder above the wasteful tomfoolery we see day in and day out from scores of elected officials…

It's a nice little fan piece. It's not ready to turn into a full-length animated feature, but it's certainly nothing I could do. As a fan of the series, I applaud it. Thanks, keep up the good work.

Plus a Brazilian

+1

I can, because Hilux.

I am going to make the brash assumption that you possess little to no idea what journalism is.