"Fundamentally right"??? WTF are you talking about? You know damn well there were multiple sequels to both The Matrix and Highlander. This meme of snarkily pretending that they don't exist is so juvenile and tired, like some annoying attention-grab that a 12-year-old does every single day in home room, and all the…

Old weak joke is old and weak.

Reloaded has the single finest and most incredible vehicular chase scene ever made. No reasonable person can dispute this.

Dude, you sound kinda dense. "Free" and "unlimited" are completely separate terms which have nothing to do with each other. "Free" means that there is no cost — in this case, there's no cost for half a gig of data. "Unlimited" means that you can use as much of it as you want; every single other "unlimited" data plan…

Dude, you sound kinda dense. "Free" and "unlimited" are completely separate terms which have nothing to do with each other. "Free" means that there is no cost — in this case, there's no cost for half a gig of data. "Unlimited" means that you can use as much of it as you want; every single other "unlimited" data plan…

Yeah, it was a pun... Sure....

It was funny.

Chow =/= Ciao.

"Largely" is really fucking subjective word, and you give the government way more credit than they deserve. And you "believe in the court system"? That says a lot right there. Is this the court system that let OJ and Zimmerman walk free? The court system that felt it appropriate to sentence the teacher who raped his…

Wow, you really are one of the singularly most ignorant commenters on Gawker; you need to severely work on your reading comprehension. Even a middle school student would be able to identify that the quote you cited was clearly me complaining about Canada's very-strict policy regarding foreign travelers. It's obvious…

First of all, the fact that I freely admit that I committed a crime proves how absurd your little jab is, since I own my offense; I fully concede what I did was wrong, and I paid the necessary consequences without argument. (I pled guilty, saving the county hundreds if not thousands of dollars which would have been…

First of all, I'm a straight male, but congrats on revealing what a misogynist sexist you are, and thereby negating any validity your comments might otherwise have had.

I got about four sentences in, and realized that I don't give enough of a shit about a stranger's opinion to spend the next seven hours reading the epic tome you crafted. Sheesh, get an editor, man...

They won't let in anyone who ever got a DUI, regardless of how long ago it was... (Even if it was over a decade ago and I was barely over the limit and didn't crash or hurt anyone, and only got pulled over for failing to use my turn signal...)

Sounds pretty tempting.... .....but I'm a straight male. Sorry! :) (And besides, I'm not allowed in Canada anymore...)

Believing in the court system is naive. Believing the government obeys the law is naive. If you can't inherently see that for yourself, there's nothing I'll be able to say to convince you otherwise...

So naive...

You again? Please, scroll down through all these comments, and take note of the responses you've received. Take note of what everyone thinks of your ignorant comment. Now, take that all to heart, and the next time you want to comment on the Gawker network, just don't.

Yet another example of an otherwise-awesome video being ruined by an abhorrent choice of shitty music.

It's mind-boggling how singularly ignorant one person can be. Reading through your rambling, incoherent jumble of text makes it abundantly clear that there's nothing myself or any other intelligent, emotionally well-adjusted person could possibly say to you to help you understand how tragically out of touch you are…