Yeah, I figured it was an honest typo. I LOLed. :) (Incidentally, speaking on ROTJ's original theatrical release, my very earliest childhood memory of my entire life is seeing ROTJ in the theater at age three...) :)

What did you see? "Return of the Dumbhead?" LOL The "D" key isn't even anywhere near the "J" key... :)

"Goodell has somehow succeeded in making NFL games feel utterly meaningless..."

THIS! I scrolled down to comment exactly that, and you'd already beat me to it... :)

+2 for correct use of the Emperor... :)

And you've wonderfully captured the essence of a standard Jalopnik reader with this post...

Suck it, jerk. Her name is Theresa, she's a good friend of mine here in Minneapolis, and she's definitely a helluva lot prettier than that horribly-lit photo would lead us to believe. Now go jack off to her...

Well put; she's definitely built very fine. I've known her for years. :)

Thanks for the compliment. :)

And why, pray tell, does there need to be something "revolutionary" for it to be a great phone??

LTE is a feature. Faster processor is a feature. Larger screen is a feature. Unibody housing is a feature. Even the free EarPods are a feature.

Athorax is absolutely right; Molly is generally pretty damn even and balanced, without much (if any) discernible bias about anything. Her only weakness is a propensity for typos and grammar errors, which are commendably absent from this article. Maybe all the heat directed at her for the careless errors she's let…

Heaven forbid you actually base anything you say on facts or about ten seconds of "research"... http://www.apple.com/iphone/specs.html

Mark: You're absolutely correct. This guy cannot be bothered with facts or information...

DING DING! +1

Obvious troll is obvious.

Yes, you do, these clowns don't what they're talking about. See the reply by "dccorona"; he/she is absolutely right. You definitely get a cord, an adapter, and the new EarPods headphones... (And the phone, obviously.)

And you've clearly never taken any business courses whatsoever...

Oh, you mean the same employees that also make assloads of Samsung components? Those people?