You don’t have to satisfy two people; ideally, everybody is helping satisfy everybody else.

I’d like to meet the individuals that think reloading a vendor over and over or reloading a checkpoint/story point to open three chests without combat over and over is legitimately fun.

And that’s over a year old. Since then...

Fair, and points for honesty. (I too have many young-and-dumb stories). But I’m willing to bet even younger, dumber you would have been smart enough not to even contemplate complimenting anyone’s ass in a work environment. When the boss does this to a woman who really can’t tell him to fuck off, I assume he’s actively…

Threesomes are hard. But if you add in more people it gets easier, just keep the number even. Then everyone just has one person to take care of at a time (usually)...but just multiple people over a longer period of time.

“from any major company”

“I’m not wealthy, but my life isn’t under constant public scrutiny and expectation. I’ll accept that trade.

*Sigh* I want this so, so badly. Diablo 2 is probably one of my top 5 games all time. I literally had just reinstalled it like three days before the announcement (Trying my hand at modding, which I have yet to get working right).

And better than guard dogs (according to Hunter S. Thompson).

DAMN. 

That guy was more aspirational than realistic. This wasn’t the first time he told me he was something that he was the polar opposite of. Also he didn’t lose his virginity until he was 20. And he lost it to the first woman who asked him to have sex when he was super drunk. He didn’t know her and never saw her again. I…

It’s so much fun to troll these idiots. They don’t even realize it’s happening.

Solid Burn.

Can’t wait for his next best-seller - “How I survived a papercut while at the mall”

Someone on here explained to me that guys are super embarrassed if they don't live up to the sex crazed stud they're supposed to be. Instead of challenging that and being secure in whatever they want, they blame us for their inability to match our desire.

“Captain Courageous And The Rather Slippery Porch Steps”

Throughout my 40+ years being a woman in the United States, I’ve learned that men who say they want a woman who loves sex and asks for it are on par with the men who say they want an intelligent, independent, direct woman: soon after they get what they want, they don’t want it anymore because they don’t like it but…

Is this the title of the new Spinal Tap album?

If I ever decide to explore the world of eating ass, this sounds like a good primer.