It’s only a matter of time now...

You’ll be waiting untill the next console generation methinks

I'm really happy for John Mulaney. I like hearing about people getting sober.

Here is where I insert my mantra on religion.  “Faith is fine for some people.  Organized religion is a cancer.”

It is also curious how these roles reverse when the phrase “2nd Amendment” is added to the conversation...

Everyone likes to forget that the Constitution specifically says your rights to pursue your religious beliefs (technically your “pursuit of happiness”) stop when they interfere with someone else’s.

What was it my Grandmother said about these types of people? Oh yes - keep your psychological mania that assumes a mythical bearded sky-fairy is your bestest friend out of my own personal life. Keep it quiet, I won’t have you sectioned for thinking “God” talks to you.

Lol! What a weak ass religion!

If your “religious beliefs” are discriminating against ANYONE, then your religion is shit. These people also have to be reminded of separation of church and state about twice every week.

My partner's parents are Evangelicals, and his response was always is your faith so weak that it can't handle someone else's beliefs?

May their balls continue to be abused.

This reminds me of the time Louisiana passed a law that allowed state funds to be given to private religious schools — only to immediately overturn that law once a Muslim private school applied for the funds.

Ah, the Hieronymus Bosch playset. Potatoes dug from the Garden of Earthly Delights.

“killlll meeeeeee”

Oh My God. That is a horrible idea for a film. Horrible. I remember my dad use to think people would think I was his date when we would go out to fancy places. Or think young girls were hitting on him. Men are soooooooooooooooooooo stupid.

I only wish their storage was big enough to accommodate more wigs and accessories. But I guess when you just put a hinged door on their potato asses, your options are limited.

It’s like when you were little and you asked your parents why there’s a Mother’s Day and a Father’s Day but no Kid’s Day and they respond by telling you that every day is Kid’s Day.

I think “White History Month” is generally championed either entirely in bad faith or by those somehow incapable of much reflection.

Law enforcement often uses pepper-spray-filled paintballs in these types of situations.

He just wants his kids back.