I am also kink curious.

So that’s what happened to John Myers after he disappeared from the Bureau of Paranormal Research. He got sent back in time, changed his name to Bridgerton, using his knowledge of the future to amass power and riches.

I think the real problem is the lack of Action Dad Bods. You don’t gotta be all muscular to fight aliens with guns. You can get by with a little bit of a belly. This isn’t me projecting. You’re projecting. Shut up.

Feels like when a baseball pitcher intentionally beans a batter with a 100 mph fastball. The intention though, not necessarily the end result.

Yup, big bummer confusing her for Ayo, played by Florence Kasumba. She was more prominent in Captain America: Civil War.

She’s not giving specific examples related to herself, but she probably doesn’t want to mention her personal issues specifically. Maybe we’re all reading too much into this. It’s not as though she said she’s never doing press again. Just for this tour. Maybe she’s just having a rough time with something in her life…

I am also fine with both of these things. 

I once saw an interview with Freddie Mercury. I can’t find it, so I’ll have to paraphrase from memory.

So it's just personal satisfaction of feeling sexy without having to put it out there for everyone to see? I have a poor self image, so I don't think I'll ever understand that feeling.

How about the Jezebel comments section? Can I be horny here? I’m just saying, some of the fellow commenters here know how to spin an exciting anecdote.

As a fella, I don’t really understand the “confident underwear” idea. By which I mean, I accept the idea without actually understanding it. What is it about having sexy or provocative undergarments under regular clothes that is empowering or confidence boosting? I could certainly go with having something like that.

I thought Barf Bag was over, but it just goes to show that no matter how much you chew it back, it always comes back up.

I went and took a look at Wicked Weasel. Didn’t get far because I was just so distracted by this series of bikinis that seem to be designed to give a lady a tan line arrow into their butt crack.

Thank you Ashley. I’m going to ask my wife for a dollop of bare butt tonight and likely going to receive a confused/annoyed glare in return, but it’ll be worth it.

I need someone to give me an example of what a “smidge of gratuitous nudity” looks like. While it sounds like a self contradicting statement, I’m willing to accept the possibility of being proven wrong.

But would a person who needed an abortion be able to run over an anti-abortion protestor under that? The implications are starting to confuse me.

That header image feels like they took the “Tales of Metropolis” Lois Lane and amped her energy up a few notches.

I *wish* I had come up with the exploding aspect of the candles. That slow burn to the explosive climax of the candle. That was all Gwen though. She really felt people would appreciate the metaphor.

Need to get on board with this... Okay, how about this? I was the one who told Gwen, she lets me call her Gwen because we’re besties, that she should make a candle that smells like her vagina. She argued that we should make it smell like a penis, to which I assured her that no one wants that. But everyone wants their…

My wife is a thick lady and it’s awesome.