How about the Jezebel comments section? Can I be horny here? I’m just saying, some of the fellow commenters here know how to spin an exciting anecdote.

As a fella, I don’t really understand the “confident underwear” idea. By which I mean, I accept the idea without actually understanding it. What is it about having sexy or provocative undergarments under regular clothes that is empowering or confidence boosting? I could certainly go with having something like that.

I thought Barf Bag was over, but it just goes to show that no matter how much you chew it back, it always comes back up.

I went and took a look at Wicked Weasel. Didn’t get far because I was just so distracted by this series of bikinis that seem to be designed to give a lady a tan line arrow into their butt crack.

Thank you Ashley. I’m going to ask my wife for a dollop of bare butt tonight and likely going to receive a confused/annoyed glare in return, but it’ll be worth it.

I need someone to give me an example of what a “smidge of gratuitous nudity” looks like. While it sounds like a self contradicting statement, I’m willing to accept the possibility of being proven wrong.

But would a person who needed an abortion be able to run over an anti-abortion protestor under that? The implications are starting to confuse me.

That header image feels like they took the “Tales of Metropolis” Lois Lane and amped her energy up a few notches.

I *wish* I had come up with the exploding aspect of the candles. That slow burn to the explosive climax of the candle. That was all Gwen though. She really felt people would appreciate the metaphor.

Need to get on board with this... Okay, how about this? I was the one who told Gwen, she lets me call her Gwen because we’re besties, that she should make a candle that smells like her vagina. She argued that we should make it smell like a penis, to which I assured her that no one wants that. But everyone wants their…

My wife is a thick lady and it’s awesome.

In my experience, you just don’t ask someone if they like anal. Basically, if they’re into it, they’ll bring it up with time. If they haven’t brought it up after a few weeks of an active sexual relationship, it’s a no. 

On top of the pandemic, 2020 was an all time low point for me in terms of my depression. Multiple hospitalizations, medications and therapies later, as of two months ago, I’m doing the best I have in over a decade. Along with that, I’ve developed a renewed libido and physical interest in my wife.

I don’t know at all how much of it is true or not, but it seems like every time I hear about Terrance Howard, it’s because he’s upset that someone owes him money. So either a ton of people in his life are all screwing him out of his money (which could be the case), or he’s got his hand in a lot of cookie jars.

Since your mention of Shohreh Aghdashloo reminded of me of her bit part on Netflix’s production of The Punisher, I would like to recommend a second actress from the show. Amber Rose Revah. Based on nothing other than I liked her in that show.

This was very informative. Thanks for taking the time to type it all out.

Out of curiosity, does anyone know if the actor they used to voiceover her does so in an effeminate voice or in his normal masculine voice? I’m just wondering how they’re choosing to represent her with this decision.

I get you. I feel like there just isn’t enough information here to make judgement calls yet.

Nothing wrong with sharing your story. I personally find talking about it helpful, but I understand that it isn’t for some people. But thank you. He was a great dog.

You never hear anyone talk about how much they love their butthole, because if they did, you’d just assume they’re full of shit.