Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

So, give her the money she wants, let her spend it how she wants (wink wink), and fix her nose again! Customer retention ftw

By the looks of things her next flight might be on AirTrans.

No, no... It's not a replacement. We recommend that you consume both caulk and balls.

For the life of me, I don't know why people pay perfectly good money for wedding flowers when they can be gotten for free at the site of any recent traffic accident.