Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

Considering how much of an air-head Lawrence's character was, wouldn't it be reasonable to assume that she was misrepresenting what she read in the article?

Banned toys always remind me of this gold from The Onion.

Bag O'Crushed Glass

So, give her the money she wants, let her spend it how she wants (wink wink), and fix her nose again! Customer retention ftw

By the looks of things her next flight might be on AirTrans.

It's always been a New York-based website. Deal with it, or just read your local paper.

No, no... It's not a replacement. We recommend that you consume both caulk and balls.

For the life of me, I don't know why people pay perfectly good money for wedding flowers when they can be gotten for free at the site of any recent traffic accident.