“Natural family planning” aka “luck”.

I haven’t had sex in over four years-I’d do it on the Great Pacific Garbage Patch given half a chance!

See I replied to them bc I know I’ve seen them around in the past.... now I know where from. You see when this story first broke on Jez a couple years back there was quite a few commenters who I always respected who actually doubted Amber and her story and defended him in the comments, it was a weird time. Most of…

That particular commenter only ever shows up to cape for Depp. It's likely bought and paid for.

I mean why shouldn’t a gossip columnist shit on an actual journalist who has been on the front lines of Iraq and Afghanistan reporting along with tragedies such as the Pulse Shooting, the Haitian Earthquakes and the devastation in Puerto Rico? Along with being a Peabody, Emmy and Cronkite award recipient?

Perhaps in a stylish white and red outfit?

Speaking of movies on Netflix, I would rather be forced to watch Bird Box a dozen times than to watch the trailer for Wine Country once. This movie was such a disappointment.

sacre bleu, you’re right! ...and accordion music for some reason. 

Don’t forget boat neck shirts, peddle pushers, ballet flats, and jauntily tied scarves.

oh, so we’re just gonna ignore berets and cheese?

I don’t know about this advice- if you never leave your apartment, how can you possibly be seen walking back to your apartment with a grocery bag that has a baguette prominently sticking out the top?

We don’t, though. I mean, there’s literally a known rapist on the Supreme Court.

And if it’s done in a way that’s incredibly sensitive and about the story, what are they worried about? I don’t understand that.

I had them done with both of my daughters’ births. As I mentioned in another post, the doctor that delivered my older daughter forgot to numb me before he started cutting. I was able to free one leg from the stirrup and tried to kick him.

This, though. WOW. I feel like she saved me today. I am so tried for feeling so angry and having people baffled, just absolutely BAFFLED by women’s anger.

Leslie Jones is everything. I can’t think of a single thing she’s ever said or done that I haven’t loved. Her refusal to be put in a box makes it easier for everyone else to break out of theirs. 

“This looks like the casting call for a Lipitor commercial,” she says of row after row of white men.

Ah yes, the old “here’s what a long-running franchise looks like from the outside” article, combined with the “smart person tries to dumb themselves down to appreciate escapist pop culture phenomenon” article. Creative stuff. Do we really need more of these?

He looks like a low-rent Beetlejuice

Patchouli and cat piss.