there is absolutely no reason. 

Is it a “grey area” to get your kids to pose for crew pictures for their “athletic recruitment”?

Huffman flat out paid to have someone change her daughter’s test answers. How is that “well-intentioned”? There’s no artifice there, she’s just an old-fashioned cheater.

She thinks the “rich person card” will come into play and she’ll get out of it.

Up here in the U.S. we didn’t have a measles outbreaks because of dedicated vaccination efforts until we cut funding to education and raised generations of fucking morons who decided the memes they read on the internet took precedent over decades if not centuries of undisputed science and the collective education of…

Baffling. That insta makes her look like a 35 year old drag queen who has a surgeon on speed dial.

Always inspiring to read a story about a spunky kid who overcomes her hardscrabble background to make her miraculous dreams come true. Truly a #BeBest tale of hope and grit for us all.

God I fucking hate everything.

These are exactly the kind of “parents” who wonder why their kids move away the minute they turn 18 and never keep in touch afterwards.

She cried for like, two minutes, and she’s the happiest kid ever now.

I think it’s because of what brushing her teeth represents. She knows that brushing her teeth is a prelude to bed time. If she can hold off brushing her teeth, she can hold off going to bed. Or, that seems to be the issue with my 6 year old (the 2 year old still thinks brushing her teeth is fun). I’ve begun having her…

When I was little, I would rub a small amount of toothpaste on my tongue to beat the breath smell test, and it worked. There were layers and thought put into the lie.

Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.

All I have to say to this Olivia Jade girl is “Ya basic”! I don’t even really know what that means, but it cracks me up every time I hear it on The Good Place.

Hemsworth is still the best Chris. And Quokkas are the best marsupial-critter.

Women are effectively second class citizens here. It’s more than what he would have gotten if he wasn’t so high profile

This season really cemented my absolute disdain for the sentient potato Colton. It was like watching my middle school relationships well lit and in exotic locations?? Also I think Colton and production are totally manipulative and Cassie is not fucking interested. Weirdly ok with Hannah B and I can’t wait for her to…

“Annnnd they’re off. Into the first turn is Mama’s Boy followed by Really, Him? and If Flour Was A Person. Now If Flour Was A Person is making their move, If Flour Was A Person is coming to the inside followed by No One Wants to Sleep with You and Another Privileged White Boy. It’s still If Flour was a Person, If…

I know, right? This dude looks like a lump of bread dough that forgot to rise.

And that’s the most depressing shit of it all. The advantages given to these children is fucking astronomical compared to normal kids.