I had the game on last night while my wife was making dinner. The following conversation ensued:

All of D.C. tonight:

Verily. Beal was out of this world. Morris, who I had to google to get some context, has a serious game. That’s a totally organic team too. Love it.

Somehow, even in losing this particular battle, the Wizards have done more to prove they’ve arrived as a contender than if they’d won in a blowout. They’re not as good as the Cavs, but LeBron was making a point to congratulate and respect every Wizards player because he knows he dodged a bullet tonight. And he’s…

I tuned in because BORED. GODDAM. This is the best shit time of the season game I have seen in years. It’s a slug fest.

And kudos to Kristen Stewart for breaking the record for the earliest F-bomb drop in SNL history.

I refuse to believe that Bradley Beal is still not at least 15% butt.

This. Also, the Whopper is the worst burger in the mainstream for everything squeezing out the back while eating it, and the Jr does not have that issue.

+1 Troy Polamalu plush doll.

Fan here. If the Steelers win this game, it won’t be by scoring a boat load of points, it will be because they ran the ball via Bell down the Pats’ throat the entire game and dominated the time of possession to keep Brady off the field.

As a fan of all the DC teams, it does my heart good to see the Wiz playing this well.

Rachel, you posted THE gif. Not anything to add except you the woman!

So, all it takes is an anonymous tip to get the cops to take action on whatever claim you make?

You bring up in a roundabout way the biggest bargaining chip the NFL will have in 10-50 years: the legacy teams. As an example, my beloved Packers will get tax breaks from the state and city for the rest of time because the town dries up and blows away if the Packers move. There would be riots in the streets if the…

He’s become one of my favorite late night people over the past year.

Well Frank’s Red Hot is out there and all the other cities I’ve lived in still seem to mess them up, so I think they’re safe

Also, Prescott would not have been playing behind one of the best O-Lines in football and handing the ball off to the rookie of the year (also related to that Offensive line) in San Francisco.

Crabtree should legit file a theft/assault charge with local police. Fuck Talib and those who keep enabling him. Hopefully he shoots his dick off this offseason.

The answer is 3. It's always been 3. My mom says it's 3, every grilled cheese sandwich I've ever eaten has been 3. So, it's 3. 3 slices of Land O' Lakes Yellow American Cheese. 3