What is really weird is that I have a bunch of friends on Facebook proudly proclaiming they are in the “basket of deplorables”. I get these people don’t like Secretary Clinton, but I can’t even comprehend the adoption of this sentiment.

I wonder how much KFC is paying to sponsor his campaign, because you know the campaign reached out to them to cut a check. In fact, someone should go through the list of campaign photos cum product placements he has released and see if any money changed hands.

The play in the gif in particular really pissed me off. I am not a Carolina fan, but Newton was clearly targeted for helmet-to-helmet contact and the refs offset it with an “intentional grounding” flag.

Agreed. The first kitchen especially. I am not a fan of the countertop, backsplash, flooring or wall-paper, but all of those things can change. The layout itself isn’t too bad and I like the open shelving.

I’m sorry, you did the math wrong (damned Common Core), you carried a 1 when you shouldn’t have. It is actually 2 per school.

Damned, had I known that 10 years ago I might have been able to save my marriage :).

My ex-wife was a vegan until she got pregnant. One morning she woke me up and said, “I want turkey”. I reminded her she was a vegan, she said, “I don’t care, I want turkey”.

So glad you got to write this piece!

How did they know that Madeline and Lester are what I call my girlfriend’s breasts?

I wish I had something harsher than Fuck this piece of shit to say.

The Steelers just cleared up a bunch of cap space, so I am hoping the Jets drop Bryce Petty so we can pick him up!

Honestly, I have watched the last 4 minutes of that game a dozen times since January. Every time I am having a bad day or feeling a little down I watch it and it makes me so happy. I realize I am a horrible person for letting it bring me so much joy, but I don’t care. Go Steelers!

Ashley, you are almost 5/8s as good as Caity and I applaud you for that. The Pokemon responses were by the far the best. Keep up the good work!

Admittedly, I am in DC, but the local sports DJs here are all firmly on the side of the Chargers — in fact until read about it on Deadspin I assumed he was being a punk for some strange reason.

My guess is that with taxes and insurance her mortgage is close to $2700.

Clinton has endorsed an NSA reform bill that would roll back mass surveillance, but publicly spoken against Edward Snowden’s leaks.

(which is why I don’t respond to marriage proposals in Kinja, sorry,),

And 10 years after the series ends we’ll get the Ballers movie.

Yea, $50,000 is the combined salary for all the Deadspin employees, so know way they would be offering that. I feel obligated to make the obvious joke and say the going price for a picture of a player smoking weed is $4.20.

That would explain it...