What is weird is that I can’t remember the last time the Daily Show had a politician on the show. It seems to be filled with actors/performers now and no real quests of substance.

I wonder how long it will be until Zack gets a call from Peter Thiel’s lawyer.

So, his buddy just happened to have a ticket for a seat where he was able to get 11 balls in a game? Knowing how this guy works that can’t be right. He specifically hunts out seats where he is most likely to catch fouls balls/home runs or whatever. It would be an amazing coincidence if his friend happened to have a…

Yup. My son really wants to go to Harvard, but his grades (right now) don’t reflect Harvard. His grandfather keeps telling him not to worry, as a legacy he will be able to get in, even if his grades aren’t the best. I hope his grandfather is hiding a wad of cash somewhere because I don’t make “donate a library” money…

It would mess up the perfect ratio to kick him off and not replace with another Ginger;

In fairness to Lindsay (know idea why I feel the need to defend her), the Brits themselves have invoked Thatcher on both sides:

If he really loved her he would have offered to buy UT a library or whatever the going rate is for legacies is these days.

As a dad, do not ever ever get me a damned VCR. Vintage record player, sure, that would be cool. But a VCR? I do not want to relive that phase of my life. I am glad to be done with rental stores, “bee kind, rewind” stickers, fishing tape out of the innards of my VCR and all the other atrocities associated with VCRs.

No doubt, what a turn around from last year.

Your source:

This was my favorite episode of the season so far. But do you think they are setting a new running (pardon the pun) gag: anyone who drives with Sabine vomits? She has only had two driving segments so far and both of her passengers got sick.

And that was pretty impressive, but not as impressive as the time she murdered Antonin Scalia

For some reason y’all old people take being told you’re as interchangeable as piston rods really badly.

Thank you for acknowledging that without pointing out the obvious spelling mistake.

I disagree, I think you should only care what other people think of you, and I say this as a professional Sociologist. Remember, C. Wright Mills says that your only value is in understanding how people perceive you. You have all taken a big step today, by voicing how you are perceived. The next step is to stop being…

How you doin’ :)? Thanks, I will try it out!

If porn has taught us anything its that if you order pizza instead, the delivery person will be the right sex and want you badly :)

Not butter crusted salmon, but I will bang any woman on the spot who offers up a good blackened catfish recipe.

You know, the weird thing is now that I am married (happily) I can easily strike up a conversation with an attractive woman in a grocery store. The produce section is the easiest, in your scenario above, I have had the following conversations:

This is an excellent point