Its funny how EW has managed to find success in the Senate, even while she is a member of the minority party, whereas ex-Senator Rubio couldn’t manage to get anything done. I guess Rubio wants others to work hard, but doesn’t want to do so himself.

If I am following things correctly, Liberty Media is now owned by Starz Network. Starz Network is known for one thing: Ash vs The Evil Dead. So, a cardboard cutout of Bruce Campbell would be appropriate.

Here! Here! I am tired of watching Wizards games and seeing every team they play against suddenly look like it is filled with Curry clones. At least try to block shots, or even better, keep the other team from taking them.

I am going to assume that painful memories from gym class prevented you from including dodge on this list.

I paid the guy who changes my oil $20 to change the headlamps on my Saab because I couldn’t get my fat fingers into the tiny hole that contained the harness for the bulb to twist it and pull it out.

I like forward to that game, Roethlisberger and RGIII can share knee stories.

Did they merge Green Arrow and Hawkeye together to make Robin Hood?

From what I understand, a lot (maybe even all) the info that’s classified in Clinton’s e-mails were classified after the fact.

I was at a customer’s site this week that sells food to restaurants and they had on display giant “Carl from the Walking Dead sitting on the rooftop” cans of chocolate pudding. I thought it was pretty awesome :).

Based on my recent conversation with the hostess at the Cheesecake Factory, Washington doesn’t know shit about the Redskins.

You left off Quisp!

Cracker Barrel is shit and I am pretty sure they closed all the Bennigan’s down last century.

Sweet! I hope he stays emo through tomorrow night around 11:00 PM. The Wizards need the win and the more in his own head LeBron is the less effective he will be on the court.

What I love about the first clip is that not only did he beat all defenders to the basket, but after he scored Wall beat Neto down court to cover him.

Uhh...it is if you are soing it right b

I had high hopes for the Wizards this season, but something is not clicking with the team. They have almost all of the talent they need, but they can’t seem to put it together.

...they’re willing to sit the NFL’s best receiver while healthy just to force Pacman Jones to say “sorry,”...

When I win, I am going to take a partial stake in Gawker Media and finally get out of the greys/grays!!

I do like that idea a lot. I have relatives that can associate every winning number with an event in their life and regret that they should have played it. The mental contortions they make are simultaneously funny and sad: “Oh, 37, that is when I got the diabetes, I should have played that!” “16, that is how old sissy…

Agreed! I hope RG3 finds success in a less dysfunctional organization with a less racist team name. He has already shown that he can handle adversity, so seeing him get some success would be nice.