TheEmpressOfSnark
TheEmpressOfSnark
TheEmpressOfSnark

I’m 60 and for the first time in my life I have no respect for the Office of the Presidency as long as it is occupied by that unqualified narcissistic megalomaniac. And I remember Reagan and Nixon.

I used to feel that way myself, once upon a time. I detested Dubya, but I only criticized his policies and didn’t go in for personal attacks. I felt that the position of Commander in Chief deserved some respect, even if the man himself didn’t earn it. But then we got 8 years of all the vileness and crapitude

Also, I find it utterly hilarious how the right wing is now talking about “respecting the office of the presidency”. Have you been in a coma for 8 years?

Nope. You don’t get to play that card when our next President spent the last eight years claiming our current President wasn’t an American citizen and rode that wave to the White House.

Damn, who got kicked out of the dance squad in junior high? Sorry for your loss. Seriously, though, you either need to learn a little more about dance, or a little more about not slut-shaming people. Also, maybe be less of an asshole, because this is the second interaction I’ve had with you and your “my way is the

“Force a baker...” already piling on the dishonesty eh?

You mean an iTable?

Unappreciated by whom, Joanna? By you and the rest of the media? Because unlike you elitists, honest, hardworking Americans have been appreciating the hell out of that table for years.

My nephew’s circumcision went very, very badly and now I understand what President-elect Trump has been dealing with all his life. It’s nice when we can relate to our celebrities through our personal experiences.

I think it’s a very lady-centric thing, like “Racist Presidential Conspiracy Theory For Her.” Basically jealous white women unable to handle the fact that a black woman may be ‘better’ than them, and so they go to dehumanization that’s even more powerful than racism - saying that she *gasp* USED TO BE A MAN! This has

Delta: The Florida of Airlines.

we are now boarding the passengers seated in the no class section of our fight.

People who regularly fly Delta: why?

You know what’s hilarious? For the past eight years these types of people having being saying that Obama doesn’t represent them because he’s “foreign.” They have pushed factually incorrect accusations that Obama was born in Kenya or is secretly Muslim to justify their “patriotism.”

Imperialism and mayonnaise.**

Please do not tell me what ham spread is

Seriously, Michelle is the classiest, most dignified, most beautiful, and quite probably the most intelligent (I dunno between her and Clinton) First Lady of my lifetime. The Trumps are the trashiest pieces of garbage the White House has ever seen.

ESPECIALLY when compared to Michelle Obama! Our current FLOTUS exudes genuine grace and compassion. Melania looks like the kind of person who tries to get the coat check person at a country club fired for “taking too long”.

I can’t believe Tucker Carlson was ever a thing