TheEmpressOfSnark
TheEmpressOfSnark
TheEmpressOfSnark

I’m not sure how many Manhattan parties she actually goes to. There are some photos of them from like Playboy parties together, but he’s not really a part of the “New York Social Scene”. They don’t go to the ballet, the opera, Broadway, etc... I literally think she just stays locked up in that hideous tower because

So I hate to be judgey about this , but I can’t help it. I have a 3 year old and I’m pregnant and I’m a lawyer. And i do have childcare, but only when I’m at work, and only 1 person. Does she parent those kids at all? Why did she have them? Are her kids not going to be resentful when they realize they were raised like

You don’t find it odd to hold parents responsible for the actions of their adult children? That seems like a weird-ass way to go through life.

Well, considering she’s allowed him to use her address for his neo-Nazi organization, yeah. He could’ve rented his own space, since he is an adult as you pointed out, and she wouldn’t be in this position at all. If my child were to say “hey can I use your address for my alt-right group’s doings?” my answer would be a

Wow, it must be so terrible having to face repercussions of raising a racist asshole for a kid.

Yeah. Look, I love my kids to the moon and back, but I have to tell you, if they start (or take over) a right wing hate organization, I’m not letting them run it from my garage.

Give them $30 000 and you too can have a star. It’s not a sign of fame but of someone being willing to pay for it.

I feel actively bad for people who aren’t priveleged enough for Daddy to get them into Harvard Law. I feel bad for people living on the streets, or working three jobs. I feel bad for people who are being foreclosed on. I feel bad for lots and lots of people. Tiffany Trump is NOT one of them. Cry me a god damned river.

My boobs are currently suppressing me. It’s time to take the bra off.

This idiotic dipshit epitome of privilege was just weeks away from a White House gig that would have probably set him up for life (not that he isn’t already set up for life), and the only thing that stopped him was stepping on his own dick on Twitter.

Really? So not the case at my annual childhood pilgrimage to the Jewish Community Center’s Shalom and LeChaim Camp. I missed out, man.

Cats are unreliable in this area. Oh sure, they have claws and teeth, but they also have a propensity for thinking a searing side-eye and derisive tail flick is enough. That’s a little subtle for your average fauxrage reporter.

Many years ago, there was an article in NY Mag about what kind of person smokes each brand of cigarettes. At the time, I smoked Parliaments, and NY Mag informed me that I may or may not be a Russian hooker.

I mentally hissed like a vampire when I saw this picture.

Why the fuck did they meet with him? Why the fuck would they accept a full on temper tantrum? Why aren’t they reporting what happened during this meeting in minute detail 24/7? WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY THINK THEIR JOB IS? What is wrong with this man that he thinks he remotely has a choice about who covers him and how? He

Insecure? No Insecure. You’r insecure

But - if he’s really so obsessed with those embryos and wants to born them via surrogate (well, gestational carrier is the correct term), why *those* embryos?? The GC is $100k. A fresh batch of eggs from your choice of lovely lady (not Vergara lovely but you can get close!) is $10k. Just make more dude.

I remember reading about this guy’s previous relationships. He came off as extremely pushy towards his girlfriends/fiances to have children, he’s been pushing for children since he was a young adult, it’s been a dream of his, and it would seem this aggressive demand for babies is a significant factor in the failure of

Ugh this whole thing is such a pile of WTF. If this guy wants a kid so bad, why can’t he just adopt one? Or, if he’s so desperate for a biological one, get a surrogate and an egg donor! There is NO reason for him to be doing this other than to be an insufferable, controlling asshole.

Your name is amazing. And seeing your name reminds me that Hillary now has a one million vote lead over Trump and might finish the count in California with a two million vote lead over Hair Fuhrer. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to step outside and scream into the void.